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A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

Funny pictures of cats in weird places | small kitten sleeping inside a car's exhaust pipe | three cats riding a baggage carousel at an airport

20 Cute & Curious Cats Straight Chillin' In The Wrong Places

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Funny smart people who make stupid people look bad on the internet | alex e @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS. | Alexander J. Cortes @AJA_Cortes Unnatural hair colors woman are warn

21 Times People Were Murdered By Words

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18 Times Kids Were Hilariously Dumb

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

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collection of wholesome and positive dog tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a corgi covered in jam 'Toy - SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding... It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...ee e 5:10 PM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71.3K Retweets 8.4K Quote Tweets 454.4K Likes'

Pawsitivity In The Form Of Doggo Tweets

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

funny tweets, twitter, twitter memes, funny, twitter dump, 2021, donald trump, capitol, pandemic, current events, memes, relatable tweets, topical, random tweets | Jen_A_Palooza @Ten_Toes_7 think officially regressed back medieval peasants. All do is bake bread, revolt, and avoid plagues

39 Funny Tweets Fresh From The Bird App

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this week's best animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Sarah Ellis Fox 000 @sarahellisfox I thought I was being clever, putting the litter box on wheels so I could slide it out from under the stairs, but I have inadvertently created a Mad Max-esque vehicle which my cat uses to roll around the house, dragging himself with his front paws, the entire time shitting. 4:49 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11.5K Retweets 664 Quote Tweets 99.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Funny Animal Tweets

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Funny compilation of Donald Trump's best tweets, robert pattinson, kristen stewart, haters and losers | Donald J. Trump 3 @realDonaldTrump +2 Follow Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert. RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,397 1 ,682 9:48 PM - 22 Oct 2012

Twitter Users Share Donald Trump's Best Tweets In The Wake Of His Suspension

Funny, random and relatable memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | Aliens watching Earth 2021 season premiere Joe Rogan, Daniel Cormier and Jon Anik UFC #248 Reaction | Mikael @mikaelftme Food debate Square or Triangle KA£SO @KaeUnruly Hear out say triangle has more sandwich.

36 Random Memes Meant For Procrastination

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A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol

Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

cat tweets on why you should get a cat - thumbnail of a cat and iced coffee on the table and cat playing with iced coffee and the ice coffee spilled on the table without the cat present

Impurrant Reasons Why You Should Get A Cat (Tweets)

Funny memes that are relatable | have been telling management about problem weeks and now just like boo m/GarDealershipLife man watching a globe burn | falling asleep and body does fake falling thing squidward

Deeply Relatable Memes That Really Spoke To Us

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one drawing of a time table with cats sleeping at every time slot but the two in the morning slot 'Text - Text - B AM 10 AM 12 PM 2 PM 4 PM 6 PM 8 PM 10 PM Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel cat schedule 12 AM 2 AM 4 AM 6 AM GIF'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 8th)

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