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capitol, 2021, news, america, via getty, donald trump, capitol riots, funny tweets, roast, twitter, twitter memes, facepalm | Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza To be clear, "via Getty" is not a person. It just means that this photo comes via Getty Images. charles new year same cheese @bloodbuzz Me to my son: Via Getty, you're named after something that was so fucking funny

Twitter Roasts Everyone Who Thought 'Via Getty' Was A Real Name

viral tweets of people giving their pets uncreative but accurate names thumbnail includes a picture of a small dog on a couch 'Dog breed - SOLO @Sophia_Lor3n Replying to @AlanMassenburg My dog is called T.D which is short for " Tiny Dog". He has a real name but he answers to TD 5:22 PM Jan 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 5K Likes'

Uncreative But Perfectly Accurate Names Given To Pets (Viral Tweets)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Funny tweets about places that have tighter security than the capitol | RACHIE Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. | cake box and Cheeto door lock

Twitter Thread Roasts The Capitol's Apparent Lack Of Security

viral tweets of cats attempting to open wet food cans thumbnail includes two pictures including a wet food can with a page of instructions as well as a cat looking at the instructions 'Organism - 000 Fanya, am verfremdetsten @Haggazussa Teaching my boys how to feed themselves WiIFEA Thumb Cotents 7:43 PM - Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for Android 18.4K Retweets 605 Quote Tweets 139.6K Likes'

Teaching Cats To Open Wet Food Cans (Viral Tweets)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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45 Entertaining Tweets Ranging From Clever To Absurd

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Funny twitter reactions and tweets about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West getting a divorce, gossip, relationships | Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly divorcing. At this difficult time, please give them the privacy and space they need to make a reality TV show and album about the breakup. | Jenna Danyellow Snow @Damnyew The second they posted these, claiming Kanye was inside, is the exact moment the jig was UP

24 Hilarious Twitter Reactions To The Kim & Kanye Divorce Rumors

bean dad, beanchdel test, dads, twitter, trending tweets, funny tweets, parenting | Caroline Moss @CarolineMoss Does your dad pass the Beanchdel test Dad If I was 8 and I didn't know how to open a can with a can opener, how would you suggest I learn Take a can, an opener, start the opening, let you finish. Give you another can let you start yourself. Help if necessary. | Emily Seibel Yates @emsyates Replying to @CaroIineMoss my sweet, overthinking father

'Bean Dad' Inspires Twitter To Challenge Dads With 'Beanchdel Test'

funny tweets of people speaking to their pets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 5:33 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App 3.3K Retweets 244 Quote Tweets 33.9K Likes'

Twitter Users Share Funny Stories Of Speaking To Their Pets

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Funny memes about dungeons and dragons, dungeon master, d&d | My party: No one has get hurt just sneak past guards. My party 5 minutes later: bloody vampire what we do in the shadows | amJeremy @dr5bludgeoning Dm see warehouse distance Player: is like werewolf, but instead wolf they turn into house Dm frantically writing down stats is now dnd

27 D&D Memes For When You're Feelin' Nerdy

funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter, men, therapy, trending, funny memes, memes, trending memes, mental health memes, clever tweets | Colleen @C0113enG men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy | The Elder Memes ELDER @TheElderMemes MEMES Men will literally commit regicide and create their own oblivion realm instead of going to therapy

Viral Twitter Meme Pokes Fun At Men Who Avoid Therapy

Funny tweets from shitty film details, marvel memes | order secure G rating MPAA Monsters Inc animators forced obscure both Sully's penises with shaggy blue hair | Shitty Film Details ShitFilmDetails While state Georgia did provide "Avengers" filmmakers with some lucrative tax incentives state's proliferation Waffle House Restaurants would present unforeseen challenges. fat Thor eating

17 Humorous & Unnecessary Film Details

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lord of the rings characters reimagined as dogs - thumbnail of saruman and a white dog with long hair

Twitter User Re-Imagines 'Lord Of The Rings' Characters As Dogs

Funny tweets about CIA's funny website rebrand, web design, graphic design, music, electronic music, edm | CIA about to get a 5.2 for its sophomore album on Pitchfork after its debut got a 10.0 and was lauded as the future of synthwave alex @shitshowdotinfo lmfao the cia rebrand is a fucking gold mine | CIAs new branding is like Captain Planet but when they put their rings together, they summon a swarm of drones that begin killing any civilians nearby

23 Roasty Tweets About The CIA's Painfully Hip Rebrand

funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

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viral twitter thread of a cat who became a postman thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat including one where he wears a collar with a letter attached to it

Cat That Became A Postman (Viral Twitter Thread)

Mariel Ruvinsky

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - kalechip :$ @justcaem 000 y'all meet one mean cat and let it ruin all cats for you... like HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CAT PURR ON YOU???? how could u hate cats 6:32 AM Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72.4K Retweets 7.6K Quote Tweets 508.8K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 4th, 2021)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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