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Funny random memes and tweets | My tupperware rest their life after eating something with tomato sauce Donald Trump with orange fake tan | Y'all gotta go visit New York promise won't regret view rusty radiators

52 Humorous Memes That Beat Watching Paint Dry

Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.

Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

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snoop dog, lol, funny tweets, twitter | INSIDER @thisisinsider This stunning hotel room in the Swiss Alps has no walls Snoop Dogg this is outside

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viral funny and sarcastic tweets about anteaters thumbnail includes a picture of an anteater and three tweets 'Organism - Wilbur Soot 000 @WilburSoot What's for lunch? Let me take a wild fucking guess 5:06 PM · Dec 30, 2020 - Twitter Web App 4.3K Retweets 463 Quote Tweets 160.7K Likes' 'Text - Quackity @Quackity Replying to @WilburSoot Chicken 7:54 PM - Dec 30, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 327 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 57.5K Likes' 'Text - Fundy @FundyLive Replying to @WilburSoot Why does it look l'

Twitter Gets Sarcastic About Anteaters (Viral Tweets)

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People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

The Strangest Things Coworkers Say

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Funny tweets about god | God are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk almonds God gave them, like, 8 animals get milk they dont like milk God mockingly tHey DonT LiKe miLk flips table. GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15 ANGEL *mouthful pizza* 25 GOD: 30 CENTIPEDE tearing up stop giving legs look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO

25 Amusing Tweets In Which God Seems Like The Class Clown

Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

emotional and heartwarming story about woman whose husband did train announcements oswald laurence, london, united kingdom | tweet by garius Just before Christmas 2012, staff at Embankment Tube station were approached by woman who very upset. She kept asking them where voice had gone. They weren't sure she meant Voice voice, she said man who says 'Mind Gap'

A True Story Of Love & Loss On The London Underground

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this week's collection of the best cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Serveware - Rob N Roll 000 @thegallowboob rotisserie chicken cat 2:13 AM Dec 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 61.6K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 153.1K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 1st)

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An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

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A collection of funny tweets | tweet by notthenanny Current Status: Helping my kid look her Milky Way bar ate couple hours ago

A Collection Of Slightly Entertaining Tweets

$A collection of creative and absolutely brutal insults from various people on social media | posted by graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year$

Creative And Brutal Insults That Were Max Savage

Funny and depressing memes | man looking at camera in front of a hug mess on a lawn including a passed out person. My therapist after taking one step into my mind IT'S A TERRIBLE SITUATION. Disappointment Island ozeia: im coming home im coming home tell world im coming home.

33 Downer Memes To Counteract All That Annoying Holiday Cheer

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A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'

Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'

Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'

15+ Employees who couldn't make it 1 day without getting fired: 'They hired me but never told me, so I was fired'

15+ Employees who couldn't make it 1 day without getting fired: 'They hired me but never told me, so I was fired'

16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'

16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'

22 Romantic Feline Funnies to Shower Your Cute Crush With Cat Love

22 Romantic Feline Funnies to Shower Your Cute Crush With Cat Love

‘I can barely afford to get by at the new place on my own’: Grad student moves away for school, stops paying for groceries at fiancé’s place because her budget can’t cover it anymore, but the engineer fiancé doesn’t take it well

‘I can barely afford to get by at the new place on my own’: Grad student moves away for school, stops paying for groceries at fiancé’s place because her budget can’t cover it anymore, but the engineer fiancé doesn’t take it well

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