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A Twitter story about a guy being a good friend to his buddy, and not worrying about sharing a bed with hi | Text - ll T-Mobile O 47% 4:29 PM Thread EYEOFSCOTTIE @eyeofscottie A TALE OF PLATONIC INTIMACY: when i was in college, my friend who identifies as straight threw a party.i had one too many, and i had no choice but to spend the night. 9/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone 4:15 PM Add another Tweet Σ

A Twitter Tale Of Wholesome Platonic Intimacy

Guy on Twitter calls out people's complaints about the new Star Wars movie | tweet by McJesse Oh no Star Wars had some inconsistencies So sad. Listen here motherfucker saw Episode 1-3 theaters sat through shit couldn't imagine

Star Wars Fan Calls Out People's Complaints

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A collection of Twitter replies to what people did when they woke up on January 1st | Andy Roberts Pulp Writer @AndrewRoberts66 #IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd Went back sleep again.

Twitter Users Share Their January 1st Experiences

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Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

funny tweets and roasts of the line "somehow palpatine returned" in the rise of skywalker, star wars tweets | oscar isaac rolling his eyes Somehow Palpatine has returned Everyone at cinema. tweet by skyelo_ren Does anyone else lie awake at night thinking about Poe Dameron saying "Somehow, Palpatine returned" is full extent explanation receive about Palpatine returned?

'Somehow, Palpatine Returned' Is Star Wars' Most Roastable Line

Funny and dank memes about the potential for a World War III | army recruiter showing my IG videos benching 225 lbs after told him physically unable perform war. the jig meme: Germany realizing they are not guilty this world war:

Potential For 'World War 3' Is Sparking Some Nervous Reaction Memes

NHL player tweets at actress, multiple accounts sing his imaginative praises thanking him for lending them his expensive vehicles, saving animals and insinuating about the size of his jockstrap | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @AnnaKendrick47

NHL Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, Twitter Tries To Wingman Him

Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

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Funny, sad, and depressing memes and tweets | spongebob reading a piece of paper then using it to stoke a fire: can't sit under hot water shower 74 minutes and pretend 's self care instead dealing with problems. homer simpson comforting bart: 2019 This is worst year my life. This is worst year life so far

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twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

Funny and wholesome comics entitled 'New Guy' | Heh Heh Heh Oh so funny? Heh millionaire gamer-bro douchebag totally got robbed. Heh heh heh. Hey How'd like if were robbed? Oh wow, I can tell gonna be kind co-workers who become good friends WOw really? Hell no.

'New Guy' Memes Are The Wholesome Content We Deserve

Guy tells a crazy story about his rollercoaster of a New Year's Eve | Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel Dear @AmericanAir, After arriving back LA Indonesia 275 EQDS under (yet 25K miles over maintaining status asked pay $1875 keep status, so instead booked 400 rt ticket Mexico 24 hrs. Here's my fucking night went

One Man's Wild New Year's Eve Story

Autocorrect ends up inspiring a movie idea along with a bunch of puns | tweet by ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ Jesus Heist and now, if excuse have go off write biggest movie 2021.

Autocorrect Sparks Film Idea And Tons Of Puns

twitter thread about people looking older | zappaneese Replying BMcCarthy32 Ralph Macchio is about same age now Pat Morita at time Karate Kid

Twitter Users Are Debating Whether People Aged Faster In The Past

A collection of funny tweets from the minds behind Scottish Twitter | tweet by PygmyLoris years, my very glaswegian husband thought words were wean manger and this will never stop being funny

Humorous Moments From The World Of Scottish Twitter

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