Oh, no no no. I strictly prohibit my body to partake in anything involving two hydrogen atoms covalently bonded to a single oxygen atom in mass quantity. Please drain the tub.

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 1

Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 2

57 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (April 18, 2024) 3

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 4

'One day, I had a belligerent customer come in': Teenage cashier gets back at impolite retail customer 5

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 6

Enough click clack-ing 1

30 of the Cutest Cat Posts from the Last 30 Days to Add Some Wholesome Fluffy Fuel to Your Happiness Meter 2

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 18, 2024) 3

Great Expectations 4

How to relax 5

‘You’re not getting this dog back': Professional Dog Trainer Finds Abandoned Puppy in the Back of an Uber, Adopts Him and Goes Viral, Now Previous Owner Wants the Pup Back for the ‘Clout Money’ 6