I will never know who wins Because the answer is given on April fools

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 2

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 3

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 4

30 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (May 10, 2024) 5

The Most Entertaining Reddit Posts of the Week (May 10, 2024) 6

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Copy-cat 3

Double trouble 4

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Funny Feline Treats for Cool Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 5

Some day, some way 6