"Tell Me You're Married, Without Telling Me You're Married": TikTok Couples Roast Their Partners to Showoff Their Marriage

When it comes to marriage, there will always be something your partner does that drives you nuts, and vice versa! It's just what happens when you spend that much time with someone. It's annoying, but also enduring—no matter what you still love them to the fullest. TikToker Aimee Sieh recently asked her followers to show her how it's obvious they're married without an explanation. Her way of doing that was showing off how she always has to close the curtain. Other TikTokers show it off by saying how their wife always leaves wads of hair in the shower. Or others take the sweet route and show off how they are always feeding each other. Like I said, you gotta love the ups and downs when it comes to marriage. 

“Always closing the shower curtain” (original video)

If you didn't know, you keep the shower curtain closed aka not scrunched together so that it can dry properly and prevent mold. 

The Thermostat

The age old tool that's been uncovering just how stronger a marriage is since it's invention. 

Hair on the Shower Wall

It's either let the hair clog up the drain, or leave it in wads stuck to the wall as a little present for your partner when they take a shower. 

Turning Off the Lights

What is marriage if not lighting the way for each other? And then the other turning off the light to not waste electricity?

Open Cupboards

That one can always be blamed on a ghost, so maybe you're married or maybe you just live in a haunted house. 

Never Finishes Their Drink

“When your wife claims to need coffee, but she never finishes a cup.” *cue constant waterfall of cold stall coffee*

The Decorative Rag

You do not use the decorative rag and you MUST fold and display it properly.

Can't Find Anything

I'm not sure why or how this happens, but once you get married one person loses the ability to find anything they need and the other gains the ability to magically find everything you need.

Knows What You Wanna Eat

This one actually took a positive swing at the trend and says they know they're married because their hubby always knows what to feed them. 

Bathroom Hangs

Sometimes the only time you guys can have together is in the bathroom while one of you takes a bubble bath and the other is shaving or something. 

New Roll of Toilet Paper

What's with leaving it on top of the toilet paper holder? It's so easy to just slip it on…