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Generational Sh*tposts About The Boomer-Millennial War

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    Text - Bob Lonsberry @BobLonsberry · 11h "Boomer" is the n-word of ageism. Being hip and flip does not make bigotry ok, nor is a derisive epithet acceptable ARMY because it is new. Q 14.6K ♡ 1,943 27596 Louisa @LouisatheLast Replying to @BobLonsberry Saying your generation's official name is the equivalent of the most heinous racial slur in America is some real Boomer shit
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    Text - Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah If you've ever said, "OK, boomer".. I guarantee you've never paid the mortgage.
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    Text - xeniawarriorprincesa Baby boomers: why don't millennials just work 2 jobs? Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can't request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :) jaspertheshark Millennials: so we'll get the schedule two weeks in advance right? Minimum wage job: nah Millennials: so when will we get it? Minimum wage job: it's a surprise :)
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    Text - Nate Usher @thenatewolf ME: the internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming. GRANDSON: hush grandpa take your pills
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    Text - kids who could read at 12th grade level in 4th grade are all depressed and illiterate now 12:23 AM 19 Apr 18 2,856 Retweets 6,606 Likes littlemonarch My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also "falling off the curve". And since as a child you can't control the circumstances of your development, I'm sad to inform that your family and society hav
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    Fur - PANALIGHT Black boomers White boomers saying ho life was better in he '60s
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    Text - Weekend Twitr @WeekendTwitr i know we gen x'ers take a lot of shit but you have to admit our sneering distrust of everything turned out to be 100% correct 10:53 AM · 8/28/19 · Twitter for Android 638 Retweets 2,709 Likes
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    Text - James Breakwell O @XplodingUnicorn My father-in-law told everyone to be quiet so he could say grace. My 2-year-old howled like a wolf. She worships the old gods. 5:23 PM - 26 Dec 16
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    Text - Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that.
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    Face - Jeri A Moore @Buckleddown Replying to @davidsirota College students do not have to go in debt to get a degree. They can work their way through like many of us did before the day of student loans. 8:07 PM - 8/11/19 - Twitter for Android 27 Phil Sonher @welplookathim Ma'am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.
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    Text - Niraj Patel 19 Nov. at 6:39 am • O Boomers: relationships are between a man and a woman. They must have 2 or more children. Millenials: Relationships are between a person with Netflix, a person with Hulu, a person with Disney+, a person with Amazon Prime, and a person who can cook. Together we will keep a houseplant alive.
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    Photo caption - The fucking planet Baby boomers (adultswim.com] "You Gen Z-ers are just sensitive. It's because of that technology" adultswim.com)
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    Text - GWAR on Christmas Follow @wonderella DID YOU KNOW: the internet was once a fun place for watching badger videos instead of monitoring humanity's real-time collapse. 2:05 PM - 12 Dec 2017 78 Retweets 185 Likes t7 78 185 Tweet your reply mcc @mcclure111 4h Replying to @wonderella @Beigemoth **looks out over the ruined expanse of what was once her home, whispers with tears in her eyes* mushroom, mushroom t1 2 9.
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    Text - Once all the boomers are dead do yall wanna change to metric or nah
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    Text - some employers are banning the phrase "ok boomer" considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them: okey dokey about to croakey 10-4 dinosaur very well sir old-as-hell fine with me elderly got it, geriatric eat a ass mr. old as grass
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    Text - mark normand O @marknorm I'm surprised more dads aren't furious about climate change because l've seen how angry they get when people change the temperature.
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    Text - Kashia @kashia i feel like my generation lost hobbies. everything doesn't have to be a hustle, side hustle, or money making enterprise. sometimes it's just fun to do something because it brings you joy, peace, relaxation, or allows you to be creative. let's rediscover hobbies in 2020. 9:32 PM · 31/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 0..
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    Text - Americans overestimate social mobility in their country But in Europe, climbing the ladder is easier than most people believe Movin' on up | Actual I Perceived* Actual and perceived social mobility of children, 2016 Probability of remaining in the bottom quintile of earnings, % Probability of moving from bottom to top quintile of earnings, % 20 25 30 35 40 5.0 7.5 10.0 12.5 15.0 United States United States Britain Britain France France Italy Italy Sweden Sweden Source: "Intergenerational
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    Text - Sarah Guzzardo @MsSarahGuzzardo What was my favorite "reaction gif" as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices- tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That's it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast. 7:48 PM 3/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Dr Charlotta Lofqvist @jon_snow_420 anti-choice people who argue "what if YOU had been aborted" are powerless in the face of millenial lust for death Welcome to America black-diaspora Me thinking about not actually being born
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    Text - Tecumseh Public School RESPECT YOUR PARENTS THEY ALL PASSED SCHOOL WITHOUT GOOGLE Shit Hett THATS BOOMER AS FUCK
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    Text - Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole Good luck scaring millennials. We've survived y2k, 9/11, multiple wars, school shootings, financial collapse... and we eat ass FOR FUN 2:10 PM · 9/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Cliff Jerrison @pervocracy My parents used to teach me table manners "for job interviews" and that's hilarious now because it's 2019 and job interviews aren't formal lunches, they're telling a computer you have no emotional needs and then peeing in a cup to prove you know how fast you metabolize weed
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    Text - Draconick Follow @DraconickGaming #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: - Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night 7:59 AM - 20 Apr 2019
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    Text - boomers: "you'll become more conservative in your 30s" 38 yr old me: [mumbles in mud and rock language]

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