Completely Corona-Free Memes Because Enough Already

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    Mason jar - Take an item that is about to expire and place it into another container without an expiration date to make it last forever! 3484 -1 510
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    Cartoon - "If they send one of yours to the hospital, send six of theirs to the morgue." Fred Rogers The Bluejay Way
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    Text - HER: can you fax the offer over to me? HIM: sorry... I can't fax from where I live HER: oh, where is that? HIM: 2018. I live in 2018, Susan
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    Photography - IN IN 6 year old ime
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    Photo caption - At Cornell University, there is an incredible piece of scientific equipmentY known as the Tunnelling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that, by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom. CThe infinitesimallyTminuteR building block ofour universe. Roger, if I'were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
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    People - My playlists when I leave them on shuffle
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    Text - I NEVER CALLED YOU STUPID. BUT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO SPELL ORANGE AND YOU ASKED ME THE FRUIT OR COLOR. IT KINDA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. Dailu Sarcasm
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    Caffeine - Milk then cereal THEN bowl
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    Water - "Cheap gas near me" Google Bing N BP $2.80/Regular +3 min 678 95 25A 25 Mobil 495 $2.70/Regular New Y +5 min Exxon $2.60/Regular +3 min
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    Text - Co-worker: You look so un- approachable Me: Yet, here you are.
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    Cartoon - The best joke in TV history is when Hank Hill can't get the cap off a can of WD40 so he pulls out second, mini can of WD40 to lubricate it.
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    Recreation - The greatest Venn diagram ever म ।
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    Photo caption - America Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Florida California Alabama
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    Water - A labrador labradoing what a labradog labrado
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    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED WEB TOON MAGIC 8-BALL, AM I STUPID?
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    Text - r/NoStupidQuestions Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to slap a chicken to cook it? Learning Discussion 1.6k 111 Share Parker Ormonde As your friendly neighborhood physics major, I decided to calculate this with a few assumptions. The formula for converting between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv^2=mcT The average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of 11m/s (25mph), an average rotisser
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    Hand - 'bout to destroy this 20 piece with the infinitý saucelet Ture tanGy piCY
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    Gun - WE DONT DIA, 911K SORRY GRANDMA...
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    Standing - Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch
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    Cartoon - BUILDING A PC #94 WOw, THAT LOOKS SO COMPLICATED GREEN CABLE GOES IN GREEN HOLE SQUARY CABLE GOES IN SQUARY HOLE SRGRAFO 0000
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    Tool - Instructions for use: Perform 2-3 test clicks before each use and at least once every 3 minutes
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    Tire - 67° 8:26 PM Karl Bruning ► ICE FISHING FANATICS 3 hours ago If anyone needs some spares I've got 21 packs of emergency sailboat fuel for sale. $10 per package $10 • Hopewell Junction, NY
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    Text - Now this is wisdom EVERY DEAD BODY ON MT EVEREST WAS ONCE A VERY DETERMINED INDIVIDUAL S0.. MAYBE CALM DOWN
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    Product - When you go to the store with your mom and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them
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    Text - Colorized photo of Adolf Hitlers reaction to the Italian declaration of war on Germany(1945) - THE CALZONES...BETRAYED ME?
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    World - WANDERED IN THE DESERT 40 YEARS MOSES 9 hr 5 * 6 days WE BANK Jerusalem Port Said Israel Cairo 3all 6th of ctober City 9 hr 5 min o Mవే WORSTNAVIGATOR EVER
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    Text - SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON WATCH IT AGAIN CONTINUE WATCH. TED BUNDY TAPES the siler of the lambs MAKING MURDERER RECOMMENDED I NEED HELP HOW TO JUST STRAIGHT UP KILL SOMEONE
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    Cartoon - METAL INJECTION Brutal song with a quiet intro Me listening at full volume
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    Text - ll AT&T 8:27 AM 9 49% FOX NEWS AA Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals Melissa Leon | Fox News Published on October 30, 2019 NEXT →
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    Text - Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me Her: *signals* I'm deaf
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    Action-adventure game - EA STEAM You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. imgfilip.com
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    Photo caption - Ron Iver @ronnui_ GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard! A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift. 9:13 AM - 13 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"
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    Text - john krasinski: has built a reputable career for himself over the past 5+ years, has delved into many movie genres, is now 38 years old me watching literally any movie that john krasinski is in: That is Jim Halpert
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    Text - IF YOUR S OCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAD... HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE??? $34,523,2674 93,780,9632 585,214,172 In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap
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    Text - kirby @mommatotwo_ I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind noW.
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    Text - whenever i try and learn something new me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this me: me: me: me: me: it is because I am a failure me: everything I touch dies
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    Motor vehicle - Wendy's received a reply @Wendys · 1h Wendy's Is it a garbage truck? Adam Fyn @adamfyn - 1h @Wendys what would you call this? O 1,149 277,169 59.3K UPS Customer Support O @UPS... · 1h v ups Savage. ^TM Q 11 27 22 1,007
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    Text - See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile! Alternative responses: Whatever you say, manta ray Doubt that, sewer rat I don't care, panda bear Never again, Cornish hen Thate you, kangaroo Curl up and die, butterfly
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    Animated cartoon - Ford: we were proudly founded by Henry Ford! Toyota: our founder was the visuonary Kiichiro Toyoda. Volkswagen: imgfip.com
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    Yoda - My face when someone tells me stress balls are for squeezing, not for throwing at people who stress me out
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    Text - Have you ever read a comment that made you click on the person's profile just to see if they look as stupid as they sound?
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    Text - bitzel @BitzelYT Just bought 50 cartons of 2% milk and mixed it to get 100% milk. My bones are now indestructible. 12:25 AM - 09 Dec 19 - Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 80 Likes
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    Text - Notifications Your CPU temperature has exceeded 8125°C Prolonged use at this te perature may shorten the CPU's lifespan. Microsoft.Explorer.Notification. {48996002-9B03-BFA2-7F54-88989AD54EZ1} Sun / Surface temperature 5,505°C
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    Material property - Blood of my Enemies wild strawberry May 21,2017
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    Sky - WHERE'S YOUR PLANE. PEASANTS? If I owned a plane, I admit, I would do this too.

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