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Yard Work Season: Dads Kick Off This Father's Day by Showing Off Their Lawns & Mowers

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It's lawn mowing season y'all—all the dads know this already! Apparently, it's a known but unspoken law that if your neighbor just mowed their lawn, your dad has 72 hours to respond by mowing his own lawn. Why do dads love lawn care so much? Seriously. I have no idea. I mean, a nice lawn rules, but why has this become a known dad thing?? Perhaps way back in the day the dad used to care for the perimeter of the home for protection and would create motes and shit. We don't really use motes anymore, so maybe lawn care is the next best thing?? I'm not so sure, but I'm ready for some epic lawns and lawn mowers this Father's Day!

 

“Dad's love this time of year”

Lawn mowing season means many things, one of those things is you're about to see a lot of dads in baseball hats and tube socks mowing their lawns. 

 

Heavy Duty Mower

You could mow an entire state with that thing…

 

The New Lawn Mower Feeling

It's not always easy to get your dad to dance with joy, but if you get them a new lawn mower—DONE.

 

“Just a dad and his new lawn mower”

A dad's happy place is on his lawn with his shiny new lawn mower—or heck, he'd even be happy with his trusty old lawn mower!

 

“How dramatic dads start their lawn mowers”

Why do dads always make such a big show out of starting their mowers?

 

Dad Mower vs. Dad Mower

Dads not only use mowers to keep their lawns looking fresh, but also to have a little fun!

 

Dad Rule #43

Like I said, if your neighbor just mowed, you better let your dad know STAT.

 

Dads Have 72hrs to Respond

This person gives you 72 hours, but either way, prepare your father. 

 

Dad Lawn Advice

Nothing like good dad advice to keep your lawn in tiptop shape.

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