Karen Turns Her Evil Powers on Her Male-Karen Husband and Actually Serves Justice to the Situation

Sometimes when a Karen marries a male Karen, which some people like to call a Kyle, they join forces and it's absolutely horrible chaos to cross them. That's the worst scenario possible. But TikToker “Jasmines Garden” recently shared a story that told of a different kind of Karen/Kyle pairing and it's amazing. 

Through the experience of Jasmine, we now know that sometimes a Karen and a Kyle can cancel each other out. Long story short, Jasmine was grocery shopping when a Kyle rammed into the back of her heel. Instead of properly apologizing, he looks at her like it was her fault. Before Jasmine could go off on this Kyle, the Kyle's partner, a Karen, stepped in. At first Jasmine thought she was about to be double teamed by the couple of Karen chaos, but instead the Karen used her dark magic to put Kyle in his place. Jasmine didn't even have to say a word to defend herself. 

Karen vs. Kyle Storytime

“As a black woman living in Florida, I've dealt with a many racial situations where nobody has come to my defense. But today was not the day! Today was the day I got to witness a Karen clear a mother f*cing Kyle—and I'm here to tell the story. So I'm scanning looking for the croutons I want and all of a sudden I'm jolted forward. I'm like, ‘god damn!’ Because they scrapped the entire back of my heel. I mean a piece of skin is lift off, and you know it's always the tiny cuts that hurt the most. So I turn around and see my assaulter, it's a white man—surprise? No. Angry? Hell yeah. So, I'm like, ‘Ummmmm???…’ And he's like, *shrugs* ‘sorry.’ I mean, he shrugs like he don't give a f***. Surprised? No. Angry. Hell yeah. So y'all know I'm getting ready to read him out of mother f*cking existence and this white lady was a few feet up on her phone. She puts her phone down and she's like, ‘wait, wait wait!’ So I'm thinking she's getting ready to tone police me. She puts her finger up—y'all know I hate the mother f*cking finger. So as I'm getting ready to snap back, she was like [to the Kyle], ‘you f*cking disgust me.’ She was like, “you f*cking disgust me, all I ask you to do is get the f*cking bleach. There's no bleach in this f*cking cart. Then you take the cart and you hit somebody with it and you act offended like the a$shole you are?!' She was like, ‘you’re the reason I took all the white towels out of the master bedroom, because you leave your shit and oil marks everywhere!' And yo, I'm like, ‘it’s can't get no worse than this…' She looks at me and says, ‘I apologize and I know apologies are worth nothing, kind of like, Jeremy here.’ I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING…”