Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

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mattstaff
Aug 25, 2020 11:00 AM EDT

Twitter user @everestpipkin shares an awesome tale about the time he was nine years old and proceeded to get completely inebriated with power on the infamous Neopets video game. It's quite the little rollercoaster, and might bring some people back. 

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    Text - everest @everestpipkin every few years i email neopets support asking if they can help me log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions of old accounts) i've never heard back
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin my childhood neopets account recovery was on an email address i haven't had in decades, which was linked to my father's long-defunct aol account. i also used some fake birthday to access the age-limited forums (which you have to provide) so i figured i was locked out for good
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  • 03
    Text - everest @everestpipkin but today, when i was writing my biannual email to neopets support, i was like ... wait .. .i bet there has been a neopets hack. they still use http to log in for christsakes! surely there has been a neopets hack .........
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin and sure enough, there was a MASSIVE leak in 2013. checked that old email address against the requisite websites, yep, included. it was a bad one. passwords, emails, DOB, IP address - all in plaintext. perfect
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin a 2013 leak of old neopets accounts is not actually a particularly in-demand document and it took hours of clicking around sketchy forums with my eyes half closed. but eventually i found the download! 5 gb of neopets credentials
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin found my account somewhere around npdump_200.txt. had the fake DOB and everything (and the incredibly insecure password). went to log in... and obviously somebody had been there before me and changed my password because the hack has been online for 7 years, i mean come on
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  • 07
    Text - everest @everestpipkin but it reminded me of why i stopped playing neopets in the first place, which is that neopets took down my organized crime ring based on this exact same circumstance ??
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    Cartoon - everest @everestpipkin okay so if you weren't on neopets in 2000 or so, general conceit is you can make some pets, they come in some set colors, and you can do lots of stuff with them including /paint them/ which was like a number #1 way to show off to the general community the TM
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin as a preteen precriminal, i made a tidy little neopoints profit on "adopting out" painted pets, for slightly cheaper than a neopets paintbrush would run you (which was very expensive). honestly a bit of a puppy farm situation but we all make do
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    Cartoon - everest @everestpipkin this was not official- neopets had a "pound" where you could drop unwanted pets for adoption. so me and party 2 would get on AIM, they'd buy some overpriced item in my shop , then i'd put the pet up for adoption, they'd search its name at the exact moment, adopt it, done Adopt Abandon Adopt don't disown Neopian Adoption Centre Today! your poor Neopet!
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin the way i had painted pets at less than paintbrush prices was because of "the lab ray", which was accessed via the world's longest treasure hunt. but once you assembled the map you got access to a button that basically did something random to one of your pets once a day Welcome to the treasure hunt! Hidden around the Neopets site are nine pieces of a map that lead to riches! W part of the map, come to this page and you can see your progress. When the map is complete
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin so my poor, sweet pets would get zapped until they turned an interesting color, then sold for profit, then i'd make a new pet (which is free), then repeat The Laboratory Now you must choose one of your pets... But I like being a Kougra. But I like being a Hissi. What if I turn into a Please dont do this! frog? Carry on with the Experiment! IGEED
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin eventually this operation grew out of the scale one small child could provide after elementary school in the library. so i decided to start a guild
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin guilds in neopets are social. you have ranked roles, private forums, an html page you can design yourself (fancy!), etc. mine was invite only. the conditions were thus; Nee Dragon Riders j Fer Chanona Fore Eang Fore F Neighbourheod: Fire Foerie Volcano Guld Council Tucowexa raynn Ovalie D M.tigamani V. Inkin park Options .Home Messages . Calendar . Members Invite Link • Join Guild Goild Hews Gees Here Sub Council Goes Here Guld Stats Page Views: 1960 Members 104 Mes
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin you shall be provided with a lab map. you shall actively be zapping a pet for the guild at all times. i will handle the "adoption". i will pay you a percentage of each adoption fee, after the lab map is paid back.
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin this goes on for a while, we grow in power, we are small but influential, we are well regarded. i am filthy rich
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin eventually, though, my avarice grows. i am tired of simply managing others for a portion of profit. i need more accounts
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin at first, i ask my friends at school. "are you still playing neopets? would you mind if i took over your account? i'll pay you!" then, i'd offer to babysit forum friend's accounts - as long as i could have an empty slot for my experiments
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin finally, even this is not enough. i start going through the user search and find an account that hasn't logged on in a year or two. i go to log in. i type in their name. i pause at the password. i type password. nope. i type passwOrd. no. i type dOggy. and i'm in
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin my friends, THE RUSH I FELT at nine years old, staring at the friendly neopets welcome screen AND FOUR PETS WHO WERE NOT MINE. the adrenaline. the horror. the pride
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    Cartoon - neopets.com on thedadaheobets com thedatannt neopets m the pet thedat ercentral pm thedal ycom games.room OCreate apet Neopets Games eis.col thefulyneopets.com thefolyneopets.com the 8 neomail This is our new, easier way of finding games. Either click on one of the four o the categories below, or type in the game you wish to play in the box. For instance, if dstoewant to play Zurroball you could try typing 'ball'. If you fancy a challenge, try typing in 'Spell' or 'Thade'. world explor
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i was careful. i sat on the account for a week, doing nothing. waiting to see if anyone would notice. tempting them to log back on, to tell me it was not abandoned
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin at first i just fed the pets. it was practically charity! i played some of the once-a-day games and did well. then, i thought to myself, well they'd notice if their account balance went UP, wouldn't they? i quickly transferred the excess to myself
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin then i transferred the rest to myself. then i gave the account a lab map. and then, i realized that i would have to cross the unthinkable bridge- this account had 4 pets, the limit at the time. there wasn't an extra slot. for my scheme, i'd have to zap... one of their pets
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i want to say i hesitated, but i was nine and drunk on power and i simply did it. the pet transformed from an aisha to, i believe, a buzz. i thought about how they would feel, returning to a totally different species. would they think they had misremembered? imagined it? i smiled
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin over the course of 6 months, my guild /transformed/. we had a process. we had a hit list of accounts. we collated thousands of probable passwords. we made enemies, and we took them out. we grew exponentially. i turned 10
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin this went on for some time, and i actually grew a bit bored of it all- lonely at the top, plagued by text files of account names and passwords, my real life friends no longer playing neopets- i handed over day-to-day management of ~Painted Pets Adoption~ to my second in command
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin until 2002. when paypal happened >
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin up until this point i had not considered that neopoints were good for anything other than virtual bragging rights, and god i'd been rich for so long that what did it even matter anymore. but i was idly trawling the neopets forums, bored and grown up at 11, when -
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  • 30
    Text - everest @everestpipkin an offer. someone offering to exchange their neopoints for.. well.... us dollars. it worked much the same way as our own scheme. get on AIM, sell an overpriced item in the shop, send a paypal transfer, shake hands
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i was immediately fascinated. i floated it with the guild. .... they were horified! we had a perfect racket! what was i thinking, i'd get us shut down for sure
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i didn't care. i started flipping the guild over, redesigning our friendly "painted pets adoption :-)" page to be something much more sinister. but i misestimated how much power i still held -
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i'd been half absent for almost a year, and had given my second in command administrative powers, who had then promoted her own cronies. they kicked me out! of my own guild! but it was too late. i had plenty of power on my own
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i set up my first transfer using my personal shop, and it went - flawlessly. some small portion of all my accumulated neopets empire turned into $10 USD in my unverified paypal account. i was /living/.
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin within a few weeks, i'd repeated the transfer dozens of times with different neopians. i'd never seen so much money in my life. i didn't even know what to do with it! i had some grand vision of ordering a gameboy color on ebay with pokemon yellow AND zelda
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin i should have stopped there. i could have gotten out. but ... i had a bone to pick with my backstabbing second in command. and i had her login information
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  • 37
    Text - everest @everestpipkin i set up an AIM date. i had them set up the shop. i logged into her account. i made the deal. i left her with nothing
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  • 38
    Text - everest @everestpipkin and thats when she took 2 and half years of internal conversations, forum posts, text documents, and AIM chats to neopets support and got them to freeze every single account i had ever touched, including my paypal account which i never successfully recovered (being eleven)
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  • 39
    Text - everest @everestpipkin every account, that is, but one. it wasn't my main account, but i rather liked it. it had a good username. i played games on it! i had pets on it that were mine
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  • 40
    Text - everest @everestpipkin and its that account that i email neopets support about every couple of years, hoping maybe they've forgotten my crimes.
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    Text - everest @everestpipkin and its that account that i found today in the 5 gb of neopets passwords. and, in some horrible, final twist of justice, that account which has had its password changed
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    White - everest @everestpipkin the end
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