This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020)
Since last week's Weekly Celebrity Diary, the world of celebs has been a happening place. Between Hailey Beiber getting a "J" tattoo on her finger (yes, we get it, you're married to Justin Beiber) and Kris Jenner making yet another asinine comment, we've got it all here for you, in this week's diary. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a weekly parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. It's a summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) And here's last week's diary, in case you missed it.
On the decision to finally end Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner explained it was because social media changed the game, giving fans access into their lives. Facebook became popular 11 years ago, Kris. What else you got?
4. Timothee Chalamet embarrassed by last year's make-out session. We've all been there.
Timothee Chalamet opened up about the viral paparazzi photos of him and Lili-Rose Depp making out on a boat in Capri last year. He admitted to feeling embarrassed by them and promised himself he would start keeping his eyes open when smooching with a girl. Or how else is he supposed to make sure no paparazzi are lurking?