36 Absolute Belters From Scottish Twitter

Awrite meme-lovers! It's time for a hearty dose of Scottish Twitter. We've got a load of hilarious bangers from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter and @Scottish_Tweets—a real goldmine of crude jokes and puzzling slang. Fair warning: some of these tweets are heavy on the Scots, so unless you're from the Highlands, they might make you feel like a wee walloper. 

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