This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 16, 2020)
Each week we bring you the 'Weekly Diary,' aka a parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. We teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you a summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike. Because our lives are pretty dull, why not focus on the lives of the rich and famous? This week, we bring you gossip about Katie Holmes and Emilio Vitolo Jr's new budding romance and the demise of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' long-term relationship. And lots more. Scroll down to see more of what's new in the world of celebs.
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1. Harry Styles is first man to land solo cover of Vogue. Finally, white men getting the recognition they deserve.
Harry Styles made history this week by becoming the first man to land a solo cover of Vogue. It's a victory for white men everywhere. Proud to see that group moving up in this world.
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2. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are no longer. Sad face!
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis called off their engagement. After 9 years together and two kids, the two actors realized that getting married isn't really what they want after all.
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3. Ryan Reynolds 'embraces' being a father to three girls.
Ryan Reynolds apparently loves being a "Girl Dad". The famous actor was recently asked what it's like to be a dad to three daughters and…. well, what was he supposed to say? It's not like he can say he hates it.
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4. Prince Charles is still alive. Do The Royal family ever die?!
Prince Charles turned 72 years old on Saturday. It was reported that he was in good spirits and that yes, he still hopes to become king before he drops dead.
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5. Katie Holmes' friends express concern about her latest fast-moving relationship.
Katie Holmes' friends are concerned that her relationship with Emilio Vitolo Jr. is moving too fast. At what pace do these good people think a 41-year-old woman should move when she finds a man she likes?
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6. Prince Harry uses new-found freedom in the most surprising of ways.
Prince Harry made a surprising appearance on a British dancing show. The Duke of Sussex virtually appeared on the show in support of his friend, JJ Chalmers. Glad to see he's been using his newfound freedom from the royal family wisely.
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