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Skiing pics…or anything where we can’t see what you look like
OK, you like to ski or scuba dive or ride dirt bikes or…whatever hobby that requires you to conceal your face but we need to see your face in order to figure out whether or not we want to sit on it.
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Gym selfies
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Pictures holding a fish
That dead fish gets me so hot…said no woman ever. Pictures with fish are the equivalent of women with tigers or any other exotic animal. It becomes ubiquitous and annoying. No more fish, please.
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Shirtless selfies/photos of only your shirtless torso
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Car selfies
Women are just as guilty of this. It's just…why?? Why did you suddenly get in your car and think, 'hey, I think I'll take a picture'? There was literally NOWHERE else you could have snapped a decent photo of yourself?
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Bathroom selfies
But seriously, after you took a piss what inspired you to be like 'yo, I look so fly right now, I better take a selfie so all the b*tches on the internet can see.' Bathroom selfie-takers are often double offenders by also being shirtless.
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The starring into the abyss photo
So you were just minding your own business, pondering the existential meaning of life and someone decided to snap a pic of you mid contemplation? Yeah. OK.
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Pictures with a private jet/fancy car/in first class
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Pics where you are not even in the photo
Umm…like…why? F*ck.
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Creepy/douchey selfies in general
If your facial expression reminds me of a serial killer or you are posing like a complete ass clown, we are going to swipe left. If there is literally no one in your life that can take a normal picture of you then we probably don't want to hang out with you either.
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