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Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband

Some people are gifted with clean PG-13 humor, while others need a little more raunchiness to get them to actually laugh out loud. Personally, I think I might still be in the 4th grade because a simple poop or fart joke will send me soaring. This lovely woman on Quora shared how her dirty sense of humor ended up being the exact reason she met her husband. So hey, maybe it's okay to be immature sometimes, as long as you can find someone who's equally childish.

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  • Rectangle - Relationship Advice Dating Advice Dating and Relationships / What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? 2 Answer a Follow · 24 8 Request 00

    The question was asked on Quora: What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? Many others had sweet stories of unlikely encounters and romantic run-ins. However, one woman had a much different tone in her story-telling. Luckily she felt inclined to share her story with very much detail for us.

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  • Font - 99 Hilariously and embarrassingly failing to make a dirty joke in a packed room. A dear friend of mine knew that I'd just gone through a horrible breakup and decided to cheer me up by inviting me to join him and a group of rowdies that were recording a podcast at his house. 66

    Sometimes you have to read the room before you blurt out something dirty. But sometimes it's just better to not give a f***. Plus we're all adults here, and we should exercise our hard-earned right to cuss our hearts out. Freedom of speech I say! The real dream is to find someone else who shares your niche sense of humor.

    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 He figured it would take my mind off of things and get my brain out of the dumps and back into the gutter where it belonged (I have a knack for dirty jokes and commentary Im told). Without any other social options, I figured what the hell, and showed up at his place, nervous but willing to participate. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 Introductions were made. There were about eight guys sitting around a long table, some I knew, some I didn't, and one very attractive guy sitting at the laptop that would record the show. When his introduction was missed, I assumed it was a mistake, so wanting to cement my place in the dynamic as the willingly perverted set of boobs in the room, I blurted out, "who's the fuckable one?" 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
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  • Font - 99 The host stood in stunned silence as I pointed blatantly to the tall, dark-haired man who was now looking at me sideways in what suddenly seemed like a very crowded room. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 "Umm... that's Randy." The host had a very perturbed look on his face as I silently emoted that this name wasn't familiar to me in any way. "You know... Randy... from the pub?" 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 I still looked between the host and this Randy fellow in confusion. While indeed, he was developing the shade of red in his cheeks that I'd been hoping to accomplish, everybody else seemed agog at my lack of understanding instead of my brazen words. I was frozen with confusion and embarrassment. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
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  • Font - 99 "You've only worked next to him for three years, he's the guard on the patio." Oh. Crap. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 I'd seen him, but never really registered him in my mind. Every weekend when I was DJing at the pub, he would sit silently in the corner of the patio and wait to break up any fights that started, but he never interacted with me or indicated that he wanted to. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 I'd never really looked at him either because, well, I was in a serious relationship and I wasn't supposed to. Meanwhile, our gracious host, who was in charge of the security of the same pub, was constantly talking to both of us throughout the night, always assuming that we all spoke to each other. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
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  • Font - 99 There was no way to save myself that I could think of, so I quietly sank onto the couch, cleared my throat, and stared at my shoes. The men, all grinning like Cheshire cats except for Randy who silently went back to setting up his laptop, began finding their places at the table and unloading bags of candy and energy drinks for the three- hour session. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 I politely waited for them all to take their accustomed places and I would take whatever was left... oh crap there's only one chair left... next to Randy."So what's your handle going to be," the host asked, still chuckling like he'd successfully plotted a heist. "No real names on the show, you >> know." 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Font - 99 "Oh, I don't know, something feminine, since I'm the only set of tits in this place." "Tits McGee?" "Sold." >> "Works great with Randy's name, Mr. Mayhem. There you go, Tits and Mayhem, I love it." 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
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  • Font - 99 On the upside, the awkwardness made for some good ribbing and good laughs on the show, and I was invited to become a regular cast member. A week later, Randy and I had our first date, six months later he proposed, and a year later we were married. Fans of the show sent wedding gifts, it was all very wild. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter
  • Forehead - 99 We've been married just over five years now, all because of a dirty joke gone wrong. 66
    Via Dawn-Peter

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