Most Absurd Lies People's Parents Told Them

Just because they're your parents doesn't mean that they're also not prone to coming up with all kinds of absurd lies that you only end up realizing later on in life were pure works of impressive, mind blowing fiction. Maybe these people's stories of their parents' most ridiculous lies will resonate for some folks. 

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