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Awful Texts Men Had The Audacity To Send Women After Being Rejected

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  • "After a relatively enjoyable first date I told the guy it was time to go home. When he asked me if he was also invited, I said no. He was none too pleased."

    Font - Today 2:42 PM What a colossal waste of time and money I'm still shaking my head Delete and block my number and venmo $100 @b 8
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  • "Went out with this gem of a human and when I turned him down for a second date. He took it so very well."

    Font - I'm pretty sure we are on a different level intelligence-wise anyways. Not sure if I would want to bring a hairdresser around my well educated family WOW
  • " This complete psycho LITERALLY explained his unhealthy obsession with a woman and how he borderline stalked her."

    Rectangle - Are you serious? Thats your reason? Youve never been infatuated in someone? It was a brief fling and i was saying that as a comparison to my ex who i didnt feel that way towards. That is extremely odd and anyone who thinks thats weird is quite weird themselves, and if youre that picky it explains why youre still single honestly
  • "…Oh….That’s so sweet of you."

    Rectangle - ZONK Ok good l'm kinda releived. I didn't find myself that attracted to you but didn't want to be mean
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  • 'Went out with this douche I met on Tinder once. He texted me several times and I ignored him. He clearly didn’t get the hint so I just told him nicely that I didn’t think it was a match. Shame on me."

    Rectangle - Wasn't really feeling it either actually. You're a little on the heavier side and not really in chubby girls E LOL!
  • "The morning after a mediocre date this guy texted me to ask me out again. When I didn’t respond within an hour I received this little gem…"

    Rectangle - I really liked you and wish I could have done something to make it work. Your beautiful doe eyes sparkling full of life are forever locked in my memory WHAAA?!
  • "After I told a guy that though he was very nice, I was just not that into him. No good deed goes unpunished."

    Font - Youre clearly unstable ZAPI I dont have time for this Blocking you
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  • "This wasn’t a text sent to me, but after I went on a date with this guy and never texted him back he stalked me on Instagram and sent this to several people in my social circle…including my boss."

    Font - Hey-I know this seems odd, but I went out with your friend Katie a few weeks ago and I really wasn't myself that day. If you could help me by encouraging her to give me another chance I would appreciate it. I believe the universe brings people together in strange ways and I really do believe that I could be the man she needs. She just needs to give it a chance. All I need is a chance. WTF?! SOCIETY THE SINGLE Double tap to like
  • "A message I received after telling my Bumble date that I didn’t quite feel a spark….How DARE me?!"

    Font - iMessage Today 9:36 PM I had a great time but I just didn't really get a romantic vibe. It was really nice meeting you though and I'm sure you won't have any trouble meeting someone! | LATER ON... Delivered Cool. I actually feel the same. You might want to fix those saggy tits though. Then I'm sure you'll have no trouble either
  • "Yeah…not sure why this was necessary, but ok."

    Vertebrate - I could have. Given you the world but you did me a favor. You don't deserve an inch of this BUT SERIOUSLY.-. WTF? BOING Bol
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  • "Went out with a guy who was very sexually forward. Tried kissing me within the first 10 minutes of conversation. I ended the date quickly, hoping I would never hear from him again. When I told him that I wasn’t comfortable with how aggressive he was…"

    Rectangle - POW! wNDidnt realize we were in kindergarten. Not really looking to be with a total prude so thanks for letting me know THE END.
  • "Politely turned down an invite for a second date and suddenly I’m shallow."

    Organism - I feel like you are probably one of those girls that is just looking for a dude who makes a lot of money so she can be taken care of. That's just the vibe I got. Anyway, good luck finding someone like me who actually has substance. Give me a call if you decide to stop being to shallow
  • "Sure, Bruh. Whatever you say."

    Product - DOM Whatever dude. Way hotter chicks I can f ck anyway.
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  • "The response I received when a I turned down a guy for date #2. Wasn’t aware we were in a competition…"

    Rectangle - WHEN SUDDENLY... Haha whatever. I've fi cked more people than you will ever f ick You are a very malicious person and I'm sure you'll die alone. Adios Blocking you

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