Inventive Ways People Would Ruin Dates In 5 Seconds

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mattstaff
May 29, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

In case you ever find yourself suffering through a date that you can't find a good reason to be a part of anymore, then these devilishly inventive ways to ruin a date in under five seconds might come in handy. Sometimes, you just need to hit the eject button on a date as soon as possible for your own good. Are there more graceful ways to go about the process than what we have here? Of course, but to each their own. 

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    Rectangle - ToBoredomAGem • 2d 8 Awards Eat my food like I do when l'm on my own G Reply 1 5.7k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - moist_bum · 2d 5 Awards Propose to them 6 Reply 4 18.3k 3 ... +B
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    Rectangle - dior_princess · 2d 1 Award So, how much did you say you earn? G Reply 10.9k 3 ...
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    Font - Thermal_bay • 2d 1 Award Say "I love you please marry me l'm not kidding" G Reply 4 10.0k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - goldomega · 2d 11 Awards I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. G Reply 4 8.4k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - _manicpixie · 2d Pull up their social media and point out all the things they like that you dont G Reply 2.1k ...
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    Rectangle - E firewire87 • 2d 3 Awards Hi! Wow, you look just like my ex G Reply 9.5k ...
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    Rectangle - thelocalllegend · 2d 5 Awards Tell them I've played 7000 hrs of dota G Reply 1 5.3k 3 ...
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    Font - A HarleyAverage · 2d Say 'excuse me for a moment' and leave. I would have to be seated near an exit to make it out within 5 seconds. G Reply 4 354 3 ...
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    Rectangle - EerieArizona · 2d 10 Awards Show up. G Reply 1 2.7k 3 ... +3
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    Rectangle - thebelsnickle1991 · 2d 19 Awards Leave. 6 Reply 4 11.7k 3
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    Rectangle - notananthem • 2d Thing that killed a date for me: *Adult woman brushes food crumbs from her eating off her lap, onto my couch, and then intentionally into couch cracks* 6 Reply 4 52 3 ...
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    Font - 3 1 Award Bring my friend and expect my date to treat them. G Reply 4 5.9k 3 ...
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    Font - frenchkids · 2d ..I forgot my wallet...can you pay for dinner? Actually happened to me, guy had the balls to order some very expensive items. I had a salad to temper the damage. I figured it was his lucky day, and mine too. Never talked to him again. Bon apetite! G Reply 4 19 3 ...
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