Weird and Wild Things Kids Did At School

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Eric Lund
Oct 31, 2021 9:00 PM EDT

When you get a few hundred to a thousand developing adults into one building and try to get them to follow rules for 7 hours a day, you are setting up a recipe for weirdness. Some kids wanted attention. Other kids (most of us) were trying not to be cringeworthy and failed. Other kids (also most of us) were just bored. We all remember a day at school, trying to get through some drab math exercises when another kid would lean over and say "dude, did you hear about what Jeremy did?" And what an interesting time we'd all have recounting Jeremy's shenanigans. It's not just the kids, sometimes teachers say weird and wild junk too.

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    Font - Theonering1 1 day ago Had a kid nicknamed "cheeseburger" in the grade ahead of me in highschool. He got his nickname because when it was time for his class to go to lunch, he snuck into the roof and crawled his way into the cafeteria, dropped down and proceeded to steal all the cheeseburger put out for lunch. Unfortunately they caught him in the act and sent him to the principal's office. A year later he was caught stealing a teacher's computer, and in the process of being arrested he bit
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    Rectangle - YairleyD 1 day ago S Every lunch he would put a baguette in his sleeve and secretly eat it.
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    Font - 6 9 & 20 More breauxrocka 1 day ago - edited 16 hours ago A kid I grew up with started wearing home made chain mail to school our freshman year of high school. Every day. For all 4 years. He was always pretty odd, but he was nice enough. Plus we had a few classes together thru middle school and we had connected over a shared love of a few videogames, so I felt comfortable asking him why he started wearing it all of the sudden. He proceeded to explain the defensive benefits of chain mail v
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    Human body - DerJungeGoethe 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago O 5 4 & 12 More A wild kid activated a fire hose and started blasting everyone that came his way, students, teachers, didn't matter.
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    Organism - iheartrevolution 1 day ago 2 4 e5 3 5 E 6 Weird kid in elementary was a self proclaimed alien. Once, while waiting for the bus, she told me "On my planet we eat people like you" and proceeded to bite me. We later became friends in high school and she used to give me massages during lunch break in the quad. Just realized now she was likely tenderizing me.
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    Font - Zack_Knifed 1 day ago S LOL had this weird kid in my class who was otherwise okay but just would do really unexplainable stuff. He once opened his lunchbox in class and threw the contents right onto the overhead ceiling fan. It was something liquidy and greenish. Hit the spinning fan, splashed down all over us, the walls, the board. The poor teacher got the worst rain down on his face. As a punishment, the entire class was made to clean the classroom. Surprisingly, we were not mad at him,
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    Font - BrainLover19 1 day ago 3 2 One girl used to run/gallop around the playground on her own, pretending she was a horse. This is at too old an age for the rest of us to be doing this, think 14/15. She got a medicine degree and is doing her surgical training at the moment. I bumped into her in a hospital after over a decade, alll I could think of to say was "do you still love horses?" She laughed and said she had her own horse now. Figures.
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    Font - amydee4103 1 day ago · edited 6 hours ago 2 4 2 6 He "drove" around the basketball courts, following the lines, on an imaginary bus. He'd stop to let people get on/off the bus and then drive them to their stops and We walked in a line behind him When he stopped walking he'd mimic the door opening and closing and wouldn't let you on/off if you didn't wait for the signal. Salutations Ben the Bus Driver, I hope you achieved your dreams
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    Font - camm44 1 day ago 2 Ran out of the class and I guess attempted to leave school or something. A bunch of teachers chased him. I could hear running out in the halls and teachers asking where he went. The door to the class was closed but there was a window. Quite a bit later I look up and I see him at the little window and he just looks at us and licks the window and runs away again and I see a couple teachers run after.
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    Plant - mutantenzyme 1 day ago · edited 15 hours ago S Impressively imitated the barking of a dog. Really sounded like a dog with a deep, fierce bark, not like a middle-school student.
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    Font - ipakookapi 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago O 9 3 3 2 2 'We didn't really have weird kids at my school' oh st..t I brought a live chicken to show-and-tell and wore a clown wig for a week once. Oh yeah and I had my own sign language that I used to curse people
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    Smile - 10per 1 day ago S 2 He didn't say much, but if asked, he would go to the front of the class and perform Tip-Toe Through the Tulips with all of the emotion and volume of Tiny Tim, holding nothing back.
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    Smile - Taman_Should 1 day ago 2 S2 3 Said absolutely nothing to anyone besides "I like cows" for about a month. Anything you said to him, regardless of the context or situation? "I like cows."
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    Rectangle - Sometimesitbelykedat 1 day ago 2 e3 I dated the weird kid in high school and even a few years after and the weirdest thing he did was try to date his cousin...while we were together. He also ate grass and him and his friends would talk about the "flesh planet". I hated my life back then
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    Font - qmanchoo 1 day ago This one kid wore cheap button down collar shirts to school every day, and he would only ever button the top button and let the shirt billow around him when he walked. He would stated that he was convinced by doing this every day it would catch on and he'd start a trend in the school and be popular. He was forever alone on that hill lol
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    Font - eggiestnerd 1 day ago · edited 19 hours ago 2 2 34 2 My old art teacher told our class a bunch of stories about weird things kids did in her class through the years before she retired. Before she worked at our school, she worked as an English teacher at the juvenile court school. All of the kids there had issues, but there was this one kid who really stuck out to her. She was assigned to teach him, but the catch was that he had to be in solitary in order to be taught. She was also told th
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    Font - The first time she had to teach this kid, they were put in a solitary room, but it had a closet. The kid went missing, and about three hours later they found him taking a nap at the bottom of the closet (they missed him the first time they checked there). ANOTHER time she had to teach him (this time the room did not have a closet, or any other visible places he could hide), she left the room for something (probably to go to the bathroom), and when she got back, the kid was gone. The guard
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    Jaw - deepspacemirage 1 day ago Bring a toaster and make tuna melts in computer class.
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    Hair - Ihave4braincells 1 day ago jumping on the giant christmas tree from the 2nd floor balcony, that was the last time they put a christmas tree on our school
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    Font - ReturnOfTheFox 1 day ago In first grade there was this kid who stood by the sink in the back of the classroom eating bits of those brown paper towels. The teacher was constantly telling him to stop eating them and go back to his seat.
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    Font - Chariesa 1 day ago · edited 14 hours ago He brought a blow up doll to our farewell dance (senior prom in the usa) as his date. Complete with fish nets and everything. Edit: he was also wearing a kilt. We aren't from Scotland.
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    Font - fr_horn 1 day ago Interestingly enough this "weird kid" was actually really well liked by people at school. He was in the track team and was an insanely fast distance runner. We were pretty good friends in high school and we went to the same summer fine arts camp every year. The funniest thing he ever did was in geometry class freshman year. Our teacher was explaining planes to us and how because three points always form a plane a three legged table will never wobble. Cue the weird kid st
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    Facial expression - Owls_feather 1 day ago 2 One boy was once caught eating grass. When asked why, he said "i always wanted to be a cow". I think he turned out fine, but it was weird
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    Smile - Atlv0486 1 day ago 3 His locker only ever had three things in it. His American flag cape, one of those foldable razor Scooters and a box turtle.
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    Smile - areaunknown_ 1 day ago S He carried a briefcase around and everyone was always weary of him. One day, my sister and I told him to open it. A crowd had started to form as he slowly opened the briefcase. Inside he carried a ventriloquist doll. It was super weird.
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