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The girl who f*cked some dude in his bed
This guy I was seeing had to go to a wedding out of town and told me he didn't get a plus one. He asked me to stay at his apartment to take care of his dog. Turns out, we had a mutual friend I didn't know about and she saw my guy at the wedding...with a date and sent me pictures of them kissing. I went on a rager that night and ended up taking a guy I met back to his place and f*cked him in his bed. Checkmate.
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The woman who got his card towed
I was stuck on this guy who was a complete jerk. He got super wasted one night and asked me to Uber to the bar he was at so I could drive his car home. He passed out immediately and his phone was going OFF like crazy. Turns out he was texting several other women. I went back to the car and moved it to a place where I knew it would get ticketed and possibly towed. I also locked the keys inside and let him sleep in until 1 PM. He was freaking out trying to find his car and his phone was dead. I wished him luck and went home.
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The scorned woman who gave him the WORST seat in the house
I had a vacation planned with this guy I thought was serious about me (I mean, we were going on vacation). We had a blow-up when I discovered he was still messing around with other girls. I paid for the flights and he paid for the hotel. I ended up canceling my ticket but I wasn't able to cancel his ticket because it was in his name. I travel often for work so I am always able to upgrade to first class free of charge. I didn't want him receiving my benefits so unbeknownst to him I switched his seat from first class to the middle seat in the back of the plane. Small victories.
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The gal who decided to bang his roommate
When I found out this guy was playing me for weeks I went to a party and ended up hooking up with his roommate. Woke up in the morning to him sitting at the breakfast table stunned.
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The girl who left him out in the cold
This guy had been stringing me along for months and I was head over heels for him. I found out through a coworker that he was definitely on the dating apps and hooking up with other girls. He was out one night and true to f*ck boy fashion he gave me the 'U up' text, so I told him to come over. He took a 45 minute Uber ride from the city to where I live and I just ignored the buzzer. He sat in the cold for 2 hours because where I live it is very hard to get an Uber.
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The woman who used him for a nice meal
I found out this guy I was hung up on was actually talking to one of my friends on the dating apps when he told me he was only seeing me exclusively so we wouldn't have to use condoms anymore. He texted me to come over while I was out one night. I told him he needed to order me some pizza and mozzarella sticks. I showed up with my two friends, we ate all the food and left.
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