A Ginormous Collection of Witty Tweets From the Funny Side of Twitter

Who says Twitter has to be all doom and gloom? We feel very bad for anyone who's only familiar with the toxic side of Twitter. The infamous bird app can be full of the best kind of dumb humor and absurd shower thoughts if you know where to look. For anyone who's triggered by the mere sight of the Twitter logo, not to worry—we've collected some of the wittiest recent tweets for anyone who's anti-Twitter but still loves jokes.

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