Tumblr Post: Humans Live In A Mildly Magical World

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    Font - headspace-hotel concept: there are lots of different worlds and all of them have different levels of access to magic. Some are just all over the place and some have no magic at all. You would think that we would be one of the strictly non-magical worlds, but actually, that's not the case-we don't have like, a huge excess of magic, but we have, like, dreams, and the placebo effect, which puts us pretty solidly in the "Numinous" world category. headspace-hotel This post brought to you by th
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    Font - headspace-hotel Anyway just imagine like Human, suddenly sucked by portal into a Magical Land: I wish I came from a magical world lol Elf wizard dude: hahaha bro what are you talking about Human: well, my world is just- Elf wizard dude: what about the magic rocks???? Human: What magic rocks?
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    Font - Elf wizard dude: You know, the magic rocks. The ones that generate near infinite energy by tearing apart the fabric of their reality? You know, like, uranium? You haven't found those yet? Human: Wait wait wait. That's not- Elf wizard dude: And like, come on, you even have some low level necromantic spells over there, like- Human: We do not have necromantic spells, what are you talking about
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    Font - Elf wizard dude: didn't you say your friend was an EMT though? they do that st t all the time. you don't even have to be like a high level caster or some shit, it takes like a few weeks to learn CPR Human: Wh- Elf wizard dude: You guys do have CPR, right? Human: I mean yes but-what the-CPR is not necromancy!! That's not how it works, it doesn't bring people back from the-well I guess technically it does but that doesn't-
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    Font - Elf wizard dude: Next you're going to be telling me Mothman doesn't "count" either. Human: Human: ... Human: ...What.
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    Font - headspace-hotel Human: You don't understand. I mean...Radioactivity kills people! Elf wizard dude: Ohhh. You got just the cursed magic rocks. Human: ... Elf wizard dude: . That sucks man. headspace-hotel Elf wizard dude: So you have no talking animals? None? Human: Well I mean-there is that one type of parrot but like that doesn't- Elf wizard dude: godD, IN it stabbedinthenameofscience It got better! Source:headspace-hotel 4,723 notes

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