Farmer Rides His Bestie, Gucci the Cow: Fails At Being a Riding Horse, But Goes Viral for Being an "All Terrain Bovine"

An all terrain vehicle? In THIS economy?! I don't think so. Gas prices are just too expensive these days, and for people who live in far places from where they need to get to—like farmers—the gas budget starts getting higher and higher. So what can we do to combat this new extra expensive? Start riding the farm animals!

Farmer Mason Corkery has grown popular on TikTok for sharing videos of him and his cow bestie named Gucci getting into all kinds of silly shenanigans. You can tell the bond between this human and heifer is strong. Recently, what's going viral for them is Corkery trying out a ride on Gucci. Cows are not usually used for riding, they are strong enough, but it's not advised. Still, Corkery gave it a whirl, and hilarity ensues. 

Gucci seems to be having a blast giving her best buddy a lift, but she's not the kind of cow to be told what to do. So, pull on the reins all you want, she's gonna to strut her stuff any which way she chooses. This time she chose the cornfield. Twice.

The video has all kinds of absurdity going on. First of all, he's riding a cow. That's already something that's just not usually done. Second of all, this cow does not give any f*cks—she moooves where she wanna. If these means going back and forth through the corn field and the leaves keep smacking Corkery in the face, then that's just the price to pay to ride her. And thirdly, and this one you can almost miss, but you can see at the end that Corkery is riding his cow bestie, while holding a random lizard… 

Imagine being a farmer just riding a cow holding a lizard… That. Is… the….. COOLEST THING EVER. How do I be like you, bro?? I want an all terrain Bovine named Gucci. Can you imagine rolling up to the bar to meet up with your bros and you're riding a cow AND you got your pet lizard along for the ride as well? THAT IS SO BADA$S!

"ATB-All Terrain Bovine"

Gucci and Corkery are really living a farmer and cow bestie dream. Does this make Corkery a literal cowboy?! Like, you know how there are horse girls, right? He's like that but for cows—he's a cow boy!