Florida Karen Assumes Dad Works At Grocery Store, Reality Check Ensues

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    Flip Flop Karen. XL Yesterday (Sunday) I went to visit my son, daughter-in- law and grandson to deliver some food my wife made. Lasagna, baby!!! When my wife makes lasagna everybody gets some. DIL is in bed as she had hurt her back on Friday and it was still giving her issues. Been there done that it . I'm playing with my grandson and my son mentions he is gonna take him to the grocery store to pick up a few things so DIL doesn't have to worry about going. Grandson is cutting molars and not in a
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    Font - We take separate cars and meet up. Start shopping and are knocking it out me grabbing things and my son entertaining little Mr. Cranky Pants. We stopped in the pet food/supplies aisle as he needed kitty litter. I grab it and leave heading over to the dairy aisle. One more thing to get and we are outta there. This pet food aisle is set up as dog food/supplies on one end, a cooler with fresh pet food, bird food/ hamster food, etc then cat food/supplies on the opposite end. While leaving the
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    Font - Walking in the dairy aisle still hearing the slapslapslapslapslapslap .. ...... Grab the butter and as we are turning the corner to head to the registers SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP.... "HEY!!!! STOP RUNNING FROM ME!!!!! I'VE BEEN CHASING YOU FOR 10 MINUTES!!!! I NEEEEEEED HELP!!!!!!!! WHERE IS (insert some random dog food)??????" She was visibly out of breath.
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    Font - We both turn around and right away she starts in about chasing us down blah, blah, blah, BUT you could tell she was confused as we are not dressed anywhere close to what employees wear as they wear green uniforms. She kept staring at our shirts. Me with a Steppenwolf t-shirt complete with a large wolf head and my son with a Donkey Kong t-shirt. Not ready to admit defeat yet she tried to say something else and. .
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    Font - At this moment my grandson sticks his arms straight out and starts waving his hands around saying "NO0000!!!!" Yup! We both lost it and started laughing so hard we were in tears. Just said "Don't work here!!" turned around and continued to the registers without incident. She stood there, mouth gaping. She ran down to the other end of the pet aisle, passed 3 other aisles then ran down the entire length of the dairy aisle in her flip flops to chase down 2 men and a baby to ask about some ra

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