22 Of The Best Insults People Have Heard

When you hear that unmistakably polished, razor-sharp insult all that you can hope is that you're not on the receiving end of it. A rare insult is its own kind of art form. There's a fair amount of work that goes into forging the kind of insult that can manage to not be downright mean, but instead fits in with more of an entertaining, banter-y tone. That goes without saying, that this collection of the best insults that people have ever heard are definitely pushing it at certain times. But hey, maybe you'll find yourself inspired to add some of these to your arsenal. 

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