Twitter Thread: People's Local Obvious Crime Front Businesses

Every town has a few. An impossible building, maybe with no sign, standing in defiance of the Starbucks on the right and the frozen yogurt place on the left. Some say it's a Chinese restaurant. Others swear that they fix up broken vacuums. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that it hasn't changed in 30 years, it's almost never open, and there's always a guy in a tracksuit standing outside. For some detailed accounts of these absolute gems, here's a tumblr thread about eating good meals at crime fronts.

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