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1. On second thought, I'm good
Hopefully they've been on the Purell tip.
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2. Bread balls really used to hit different.
Maybe that childhood hand grime took this "dish" to the next level.
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3. Every kid's favorite beverage
Do I taste a hint of paprika in there?
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4. Is this a new kind of bulletproof coffee?
This person woke up and chose violence
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5. Bottoms up.
The "z" stands for zesty.
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6. A true blast from the past.
That sugar water had kids bouncing of the damn walls.
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7. The pizza Lunchables were better
You were definitely privileged if you brought Lunchables to school.
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8. Where's the lie?
A weeaboo's perfect date? Ramen, anime, and a cuddle sesh with the waifu body pillow.
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9. I'm going Febreeze freeze.
None of these options are as toxic as the Dick Cheney forehead ice cream.
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10. I wonder why
This had better be a troll
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11. It's a toxic french dip.
Blue food is supposed to be good for you, right?
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12. It'll put some hair on their chest
Got to start them on the spicy stuff young.
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13. Just one of the many reasons we love Publix.
I mean, these cakes are next level.
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14. Olives as meal replacement
They're not that terrible for you, just watch those sodium levels.
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15. This person is using 100% of their brain
Has science finally gone too far?
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16. Well, she gets points for creativity.
But we're no sure if we'd want to eat this…project.
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17. It's an apple, but hot.
Double the doctor avoidance powers.
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18. The marketing team behind Avocado needs to mix it up
These balls are getting pretty old.
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19. The heels are the most understood slices of bread.
Take pity on their neglected and rejected souls
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19. It's all about the power of choice
The smell of rotting kale haunts my brain.
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21. Ah, a charcuterie spread for 5 year olds.
Someone needs to tell them that you can buy some real deal cured meats for the same price.
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22. I know it smell crazy in there.
This revolting spread definitely triggers that public school lunch PTSD.
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23. This place was always legit
Support small businesses.
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24. Some people want to watch the world burn
There's no way that's a good texture.
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25. We're all experts from the comfort of our home.
Mmm, bean flavor
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26. Okay, this is definitely a food crime.
Don't you dare call this sushi.
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27. There's actually a Chrome extension for this.
It's called Recipe Filter and oh my god, it's saved us so much time. You're welcome.
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28. Shoot it right into my mouth
Time to get totally soaked
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29. What Gordon Ramsay says goes.
We don't make the rules. He does.
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30. Spitting truth
This stuff is definitely toxic
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31. It's not even close
It always seems like a good idea. Until it goes out the other end.
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32. Boiled hot dogs are sus
Team Grilled all the way
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33. Appetite: Lost
That's one way to lose weight (by vomiting)
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34. Finally!
This is the product we've all been waiting for
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35. Potatoes won't hurt you like your ex did
Potatoes are loyal and consistent.
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36. Emergency tots are clutch
Free garnish (lint)
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37. Don't test me
I'll eat my plate and yours
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38. Take it to the next level by adding some oregano
Don't forget the red pepper flakes
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39. There's always a sob story
And there's always a blunder
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40. Why don't we call them this?
The best fries deserve a name of this caliber.
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41. It's treason
And they must be punished
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42. This isn't a game, it's art
How could anyone eat this masterpiece?
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43. Not for long.
These leftovers are not long for this world
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44. Nothing better
Let the happiness commence.
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45. This is way better than some dead flowers
They taste better, too
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46. It's all about plating
Gotta have some kind of smear or drizzle. It's the law.
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47. Why god, why
Look how they massacred my boy
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48. Big Pumpkin Spice must be stopped
This craze has been out of control for a very long time
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50. They couldn't be more different
Just buy a freaking lemon
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51. Such a treat
Wish we could bottle that smell.
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52. It's the perfect date
Hopefully they're not offended by garlic breath.
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53. Hanger is totally real
And I am desperately sorry for the pain I cause my friends and family when hungry.
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54. Who's gonna tell them?
Honestly, it's not that bad. Sweet and salty, baby.
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55. You're not the boss of me
I'll eat as much as I want
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56. Mmm, salmonella
That's one way to eat dessert and lose weight.
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57. Planning is important
Timing is everything
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58. This is the worst feeling ever
It's worthy of an extreme punishment
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59. It me
She has the right priorities.
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60. It's basically dieting
Ice cream is such an amazing vice.
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61. Snacks are clutch
It's good to go with foods that don't shed crumbs.
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62. But they're worth it
Totino's for life
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63. Only children really have it good, kid
"Sharing is caring" got old a long time ago
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64. Just...why
This is a sin far greater than Hawaiian pizza.
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65. Mmmm, grass
Hey, getting roughage in one's diet is important.
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66. Lifting a burger is good exercise
If you buy enough quarter pounders it's like lifting weights
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67. It's just so wasteful
I would be going ham on that spread
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68. What do strawberries know?
You think tomatoes will go to the dark side?
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69. It gets us every time
Why can't they make these things easy?
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70. Pizza and breadsticks, the loves of my life
"You are…so beautiful…to me…"
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71. Consistency is difficult
How can we say no to cookies?
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72. Didn't ask, don't care.
Miss me with those numbers
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72. Define "diet"
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74. Every damn time
It's almost as though the pot is taunting me.
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75. Spitting the truth
8 inches doesn't cut it in the pizza department.