75 of the Funniest Food Memes for People Who'd Rather Be Eating

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    1. On second thought, I'm good

    Food - "Yo can you pass the spaghetti?" "I gotchu"
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    2. Bread balls really used to hit different.

    Food - how many of y'all ate yall bread like this?
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    3. Every kid's favorite beverage

    Food - E MAY CAPRISUN WIENER WATER
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    4. Is this a new kind of bulletproof coffee?

    Plant - I'm an adult and nobody can stop me KEURIG ON HAANG PAPA JOHNS Better Ingeediemts Better Pazza Special Garlic Dipping Soucr NTI TEARASAE
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    5. Bottoms up.

    Food - Baked beans in a deliciously I'm thinking HEINZ BEANZ about those beans. rich tomato sauce of 1your Say HARD SELTZER BEANZ MEANZ HEINZ 5% ALC/VOL HEINZ HARD SELTZER 50 HOA
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    6. A true blast from the past.

    Food - This was all you needed for a birthday party "back in my day Gr
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    7. The pizza Lunchables were better

    Food - Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop buying avocado toast but y'all raised us on charcuterie boards
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    8. Where's the lie?

    Food - Ramen is just Weeb Spaghetti
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    9. I'm going Febreeze freeze.

    Food - What are you ordering the Ice Cream Truck? Vanilla Ice's Strawberry Longcake Nailsicle Febreeze Spongebob Bar Vanilla Ice Freeze @food_ilysm POP Bowl of Ice Tylenol Cone Skyline Chili Hot Dogs Cream That Board Pull Pop Looks Like Dick Cheney's Forehead OLAMON Bowl of Coleslaw Orbeez Tony Soprano Bar Pokemon Fudge Pop Diamond
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    10. I wonder why

    Food - What's up babe, you've barely touched your beans on Oreo CRED
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    11. It's a toxic french dip.

    Photograph - I love SubwayTM because you can get unlimited Powerade on your sandwich PUSH HERE PUSH HERE EM FUZE ED ICED TEA VEE TEE
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    12. It'll put some hair on their chest

    Food - Gerber OPEN Baby's first heart attack! Gerber IABLE Ghost Peppers nd 2Foods 0180 NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE
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    13. Just one of the many reasons we love Publix.

    Cake - I WANT BELIEVE Roxy @redrawnoxen Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr MN CAKE 9.9 SPECIALTY 13:00 · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    14. Olives as meal replacement

    Food - off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try 30 to 40 olives 30 to 40 oliyes an easy weeknight dinner eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
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    15. This person is using 100% of their brain

    Food - This is beyond science Ove Gande. AAN KITCHEN
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    16. Well, she gets points for creativity.

    Food - my girlfriend asked what i wanted for dinner so i said "surprise me" this isn't what i was expecting lol
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    17. It's an apple, but hot.

    Fluid - Dan White @atdanwhite Love my Instant Pot. Makes cooking a breeze. Just tossed in an apple and a cup of water and in 25 minutes I had a really hot apple.
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    18. The marketing team behind Avocado needs to mix it up

    Jaw - Steven (with a ph) @SJKSalisbury Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
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    19. The heels are the most understood slices of bread.

    Food - l'd rather starve.
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    19. It's all about the power of choice

    Food - The best part of grocery shopping is going to the produce section and picking out the contents of your garbage two weeks from now 100% organic THE DAD 20
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    21. Ah, a charcuterie spread for 5 year olds.

    Publication - whomst is Cy?? @Сyfur How it started: How it's going: TE SININ 218 18 2.18 122 AS mentos mentos 2.18 218 94 94 Triden 11.12 unchables EARA enn
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    22. I know it smell crazy in there.

    Food - We really got sat down and served this at 10:30am and just said "aight" Gallikert Potomac Farms P Lowfat Chocolate Milk SCHOOL MEALS
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    23. This place was always legit

    Product - "The Best Restaurant in Town" Starter Pack CocaCola PEPSI 44 CORNED BEEF ROAST TURKEY BLACKFOREST HAM ROAST BEEF NEW ORLEANS TURKEY SALAMIS CERVELAT GENOA HUNGARIAN GERMAN PIZZA SALAMI PIZZA PEPPERONI HUNTER SUMMER BEER PASTRAMI Brown tiles everywhere 168 $1.92 172 $185 $2 30 1214 0 214 0 $2.14 G $2.14 A $1 35 A $1.35 M $1.50 S 150 150 70 Coca-Cola Caf Family Owned
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    24. Some people want to watch the world burn

    Plant - Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tell when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them Ain
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    25. We're all experts from the comfort of our home.

    Font - rax king @RaxKinglsDead me critiquing chefs on tv: i can't believe this stupid asshole forgot to deglaze his pan before adding his braising liquid me preparing food at home: this is my beans and my rice. i like it because the beans has a bean flavor and the rice has a rice flavor
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    26. Okay, this is definitely a food crime.

    Food - Polish Sushi POLSKIE MEMES
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    27. There's actually a Chrome extension for this.

    Font - Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright Why does every recipe online for something relatively straightforward, like guacamole, have a seven page prologue about some woman's husband's feelings about guacamole JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN RECIPE, LISA. 2/2/19, 4:56 AM 203 Retweets 2,655 Likes
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    28. Shoot it right into my mouth

    Product - Waiter: How much dressing would you like, sir? Me: adam.the.creator HOLDS 38. SALAD Ranch saANER OF DRESSING Hidden Valiey Ranch SOAKER SALAD THE ORIGINAL COVER YOUR SALAD IN THICK CREAMY RANCH! SALAD DRESSING CUN MADE WITH MOMUS
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    29. What Gordon Ramsay says goes.

    Font - Kobna @MrKobna *Me watching Kitchen Nightmares* Me: That doesn't look too bad Gordan Ramsay: That is hideous Me: Hideous >
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    30. Spitting truth

    Bottle - Quick survey - is this good? Doesn't have to be bomb. I just can't remember what it tastes like. But it's decent right? Made With Natural Fruit Jujces Hecho cON Jugo de Frutas Naturales ake With Natural Fruit Juices decho con Jugo de Frutas Naturales HAWATIAN PUNCH HAWATIAN PUNCH 60 RED 60 Nebural t Artificial Fr Filvered Juie Pri3 CAL @TheAyannaShow 1 GAL (3.78) 7Artificiales de Frutas This drink never gets cold no matter how much ice you put in it
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    31. It's not even close

    Jaw - Who would win? The advanced human One beefy boi gastrointestinal system Esophagus Stomach Large intestine Duodenum Small intestine Cecum Colon Appendix lleum Rectum Anus
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    32. Boiled hot dogs are sus

    Jeans - FUCK BOILED HOT DOGS ALL MY HOMIES PREFER GRILLED made with mematic
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    33. Appetite: Lost

    Organism - mustard clown MMXIX @markydoodoo sometimes i put ranch dressing in my coffee. i call it a hidden valley latte and it's disgusting 5:55 AM · 1/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    34. Finally!

    Product - organics Pre-Cracked egg Saves time! No messy hand I enjoy JA-RU 9440418 CHINA Fimally! NET WT: 50 g Includes 1 egg obvious plant Just heat and serve!
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    35. Potatoes won't hurt you like your ex did

    Outerwear - me Potatoes in literally any form
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    36. Emergency tots are clutch

    Chin - ТOT РОСКЕIS brand POCKETS 20 PLAIN TOTS WITH LINT AND LOOSE CHANGE IN A ZIPPERED COMPARTMENT
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    37. Don't test me

    Food - "you can't eat all that" me: UBS 9 Gmfao.alva
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    38. Take it to the next level by adding some oregano

    Smile - when you're making a frozen pizza but not all the pepperonis are spread evenly so you rearrange them just a little Chef Excellence
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    39. There's always a sob story

    Font - e bunnibel Follow Every episode of Chopped Contestant: my wife left me and took the kids... my one star restaurant is getting shut down... my parents disowned me... I have nothing. I am a shell of a man. Ted: the question was why did you put cinnamon on pickles. #fuck #chopped #text 6,727 notes
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    40. Why don't we call them this?

    Food - Jan Kaluza @JKashaar You: "Curly fries" Me, an intellectual: "Rotatoes" Traducir Tweet
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    41. It's treason

    Nose - when you find out someone ate the food you were saving for later
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    42. This isn't a game, it's art

    Food - "Don't play with your food" Me:
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    43. Not for long.

    Cheek - when u get home drunk af and remember u have leftovers
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  • 44

    44. Nothing better

    Organism - Pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food Finally, inner peace.
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    45. This is way better than some dead flowers

    Food - WHEN BAE WANT YOU TO BE ROMANTIC BUT YOU KNOW SHE LOVE FOOD
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    46. It's all about plating

    Food - Me after watching 12 minutes of Masterchef DEW
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    Forehead - "What do you want to be when you grow up?" BC GENA BUMGARNER Chicken Nugget Scientist
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    47. Why god, why

    Food - MEAT-GHETTI & SPAG-BALLS 7.00 mama mia. made with mematic 3.
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    48. Big Pumpkin Spice must be stopped

    Food - No one: White people: ESEPVATIVES PU RANA ITALY'S MOST LOVED 4. min RANA ITALY'S MOST LOVED PUMPKIN SPICE RAVIOLI NO PRESERVATIVES GMO PUM RANA ITALY'S MOST LOVED 4. min RANA made with mematic ITALY'S MOST LOVE D
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    50. They couldn't be more different

    Forehead - LEMON FLAVORED WATER WATER WITH LEMON imgflip.com
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    51. Such a treat

    Font - Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings "Muffins" backward is exactly what you want to do when you take them out the oven.
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    52. It's the perfect date

    Recipe - Y'all can keep your Netflix & Chill, I'm trying to FIRST ALERTWATHER FOX PIZZA AND PLOW UNION PIER JUST IN Now Buffalo Twp. Library GGreat Lakes Caston School Corporation e Opening 2 hours late Friday, January 5, 2018 FOX 8:51 7 IMICHIANA
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    53. Hanger is totally real

    Tableware - When my attitude goes away cuz l'm about to eat HERO HUNNY
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    54. Who's gonna tell them?

    Cartoon - People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit Tomato:
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    55. You're not the boss of me

    Green - When someone says "haven't you eaten enough?"
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    56. Mmm, salmonella

    Product - It's a sushi kinda night Nes TOL HOUS MINI CHOCOEATE CHIP @TodayYearsOld @BRIANNAFAITHVC Ah yes the salmonella roll
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    57. Planning is important

    Product - When you make food to eat while watching Netflix but finish it all before the opening credits
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    58. This is the worst feeling ever

    Smile - When you get home and someone's eaten up all the food you been thinking bout all day
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    59. It me

    Hair - Deep down, we are all Michelle Tanner Whenl seeaconkire Daant largetaboutit HEY POTATO CHIPS COME OUT IWANT TOEAT YOU Ice cream is veimportan?
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    60. It's basically dieting

    Food - Me: I'm just going to have one scoop Broyers BLASTS! OREO scottafiers tt aram 130
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    61. Snacks are clutch

    Cartoon - Me carrying my midnight snacks to bed
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  • 62

    62. But they're worth it

    Food - When you want to burn your tongue 25 individual times
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    63. Only children really have it good, kid

    Cartoon - PARENTS: you have to share with your sibling! ME:
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    64. Just...why

    Food - Mashable M @mashable Peeps on top of pizza. DEBATE. on.mash.to/2n4Ktn1 DI DANK MEMEOLOGY VINCENT @vinnycrack I wish we all died in 2012
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    65. Mmmm, grass

    Recipe - Buffy Delicious breakfast with herbs George Look like you left the window open while they was cutting grass
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    66. Lifting a burger is good exercise

    Brick - -Where are u? -'m at the gym -Send pic GYM At the gym 13
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    67. It's just so wasteful

    Food - people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!" Pleaime SAES
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    68. What do strawberries know?

    Product - You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of "fruit". What, this is outrageous, it's unfair.
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    69. It gets us every time

    Microphone - A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashes. Dispatcher: What's the situation? Deputy: It's hard to say
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    70. Pizza and breadsticks, the loves of my life

    Food - Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression and helps you live longer Order online ot pizzotnut.com
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    71. Consistency is difficult

    Food - me: I need to make healthier choices also me literally 10 seconds later MEMES
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    72. Didn't ask, don't care.

    Gesture - When someone tells me how many calories something has don't care.
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    72. Define "diet"

    Product - When you ask someone if their diet is going well YES YESTERDAY I ATE A WHOLE PIZZA
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    74. Every damn time

    Glasses - Me: *turns my back away for 3 seconds* Pot of pasta I'm boiling:
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    75. Spitting the truth

    Clothing - IS 8 INCHES ENOUGH DEPENDS ON CONTEXT AN. DICK SIZE YES PIZZA SIZE NO

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