Talking Crow Gets Escorted Out Of Elementary School After Swearing Too Much

If we had to pick a spirit animal, we would definitely pick crows. Crows are the unsung heroes of the bird kingdom. Smart, sassy animals who love to take flight. Whether it's crows helping someone get back at his awful neighbors, or crazy funny crow memes, we're crazy about crow content. There are just so many cool and weird animal facts about crows that we find fascinating, like how they can learn to talk.

Every time we see anything about crows, we are amazed by how cool they are. And this story from the Oregonians about a friendly, foul-mouthed crow who befriended an entire Oregon elementary school before state police were called in to take him out is perhaps the funniest animal story we've read this month! Take a look:

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It all started with this iconic headline:

Wow, this post is certainly relatable. After all, aren't we all foul talking crows in one way or another? We wonder why the state police were called in. Is a crow really that enormous of a threat to the children? Time to read on…

Via The Oregonian
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The internet quickly lost it in the best way possible.

Honestly same. This crow is giving all of us the joy and life that we need to get through this holiday season. Give this crow a deal to make a lifetime movie already, he deserves it!

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It turns out that crow's name is Cosmo, and here is a photo of him:

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Cosmo is his own free man, but chooses to hang around the farm of an animal rescuer named JaNeal Shattuck. This week however, the family was on vacation, and a nasty neighbor captured the bird and took him away!

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Poor Cosmo did not enjoy being taken away from his farm...

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According to the Oregonian, Cosmo then found his way into an elementary school, where he began to swear, and all heck broke loose.

Full article on the Oregonian's site.

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Cosmo definitely entertained the students:

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Hmm, what do you think, is Cosmo a spy for the crows?

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Some more information about crows:

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