Chonky Gentleman Cat Steals Hearts In San Francisco: Twitter Thread

Everyone loves a dapper gentleman. From fourteen gentle snakes sporting their best top hats, to a gentle gibbon holding a flower, animals can be so cute and adorable in surprisingly classic ways. After all, throughout history cats have always been cats, so it's no surprise that they have an awwdorable timeless charm even now a days. In fact, many modern-day cats give off the vibe that they have no idea what year it even is, nor would they particularly care if they were transported back in time by a few hundred years.

When it comes to going to the store, or purrrhaps more accurately, lounging, cats are always the most distinguished, charming, and refined guests possible. Even when cats are lounging at their local bodega, they find a way to keep it cute and classy. Anyway, without further ado, we hope you sincerely enjoy this super funny Twitter thread:

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It all started with this tweet:

via @AHappierDay

Wow, look at this chonky gentleman guarding the liquor store the way only an absolute unit of a cat can. We salute this very adorable guy doing amazing work. And if we may say so ourselves, fancy cats are often the cutest cats. Pip pip, cheerio!
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via @Angiedaytrippa

Good question @Angiedaytrippa, it's a very good question. We also have to wonder, why did this chonky cat sell us a chocolate bar with a golden ticket inside of it and then tell us in a faux British accent, "You did it Charlie, you won the golden ticket!" We aren't really sure, but it did seem very natural for him to do so.
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via @marasupials
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via @PeterJBeTheName
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via @samrose_8
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via @glenturner
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via @TonyTheTaylort
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via @PleatherManMark
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via @alyzande
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via @AmulyaVBadal
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via @tacobellthot69
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via @WendyBrandes

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