Dumb Times Kids Proved That They're Strange Creatures
People say "the children are our future" as if it's a profound statement. But if you don't think the children are our future, all you're demonstrating is a complete lack of understanding of the basics of linear time. Of course the children are the future. How old do you think people get? So yes, obviously the children are our future. And if we keep filling their heads with meaningless and obvious platitudes like "the children are our future" then hoo boy they're not gonna be a very good future. We gotta teach these kids some math or something. As a species we've been trying to learn up the next generation as good as we can, but that doesn't happen overnight, and it comes with a lot of bumps in the road.
Without some guidance, these people would just sit there and eat coins until they couldn't move. They'd climb to the tops of radio towers and jump off while yelling "Fortnite!" They'd bother the rest of us on airplanes and they'd draw all over their faces with markers. Okay, they already do those things, but with some help they could stand to do it a little less. Here's some more proof that kids are basically another species.
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Has a nice ring to it
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It's an easy mistake to make
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Great job, kid
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It's probably close? Maybe?
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Always check the trash
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What a hard lesson
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It's a whole agenda
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New Pringles name just dropped
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Will there even be anything by 2080?
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Nothing to see here
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How common was this?
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Reasonable
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Alright that one's on the parents
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OOF
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All around me are familiar faces
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Nice guess
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perfect for the money binder
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Nice
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He'll figure it out at some point
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What did you expect?
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It's always coins.
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That's a thinker
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cool
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close enough
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good stuff
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