When Pets Embarrass Their Owners In Public: Funny With A Hint Of Second-Hand Cringe

We love our pets no matter what. We repeat - no matter what. We love our pets because our pets are adorable, our pets are loving, our pets are wonderful and pawfect, and yeah, our pets can be jerks and wake us up in the middle of the night because they get their claws stuck in the curtains and panic, but! But, they are perfect. And we love them. Even when they embarrass us in front of a bunch of other people… yeah, we love them. 

To be honest, when we asked you guys to tell us about the funniest ways in which your pets have embarrassed you in front of other people, we didn't expect that many results. Like- we know that our pets are hooligans, but what can they really do to embarrass us? Well, you guys have proved us wrong. Apparently, at any and all times, your cats cause chaos, your dogs bring about pawndemonium, even your birds commit shenanigans. Goodness, we love ICanHas users' pets, and we thank you for sharing this with us. 

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    Cat - Karen Lisa This little guy has a bad habit of farting in front of guests .. and he has super stinky farts. 104 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Karen Lisa

    They really always do fart at the least appropriate times. When the guests are over, when their butt is aimed right at our faces… when they're so busy cleaning themselves that the sound of their own fart spooks them. Cats farting is… a special and unique thing, and we love it about them just as much as everything else. Yes. We mean that. 

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    Cat - Sandra Rosenberg Our 20lb tiger cat getting onto the arm of a chair, trying to grab an appetizer out of the hand of one our guests. Later in the evening, he put his paws through the back slats of a dining room chair to pat a woman who was frightened of cats. I can still hear her, "He's touching me." I moved him next to me, where he laid on his back for the remainder of the meal, to flaunt his beautiful tummy. He ran the house for 16 years and I miss him every day. 138 Like Reply Hide Send
    via Sandra Rosenberg

    Listen, this cat clearly was a mastermind. This is why we say that kitties are criminals. He knew who to touch to get the biggest reaction and the most attention. He knew who to attacc for snacc. We can only respect the hustle and the grind and thank you for sharing his story. 

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    Organism - MJ Smith My fuzzies don't embarrass me, but there was the time when a whole group of folks were over and a foster was in the home and they decided to have a humping threesome (my two are fixed, but the foster was not as he was a stray and fixed to fly out to the rescue group in a couple of days). Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via MJ Smith
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    Dog - Suzanne McCullough White Rosie is a drama queen. We were out walking and she grabbed a stick and started playing with it, so I was throwing it for her. At one point she got right under me and I accidentally stepped on her foot. She screamed like a banshee and a guy walking by turned around and there I was standing over her holding a stick. 94 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Suzanne McCullough White
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    Cat - Jami Bond Fink Lucky had a bad habit (truthfully, he had many bad habits) of swallowing socks whole. Fortunately, they all came back out...one end or the other. Once when we were at the vet for an unrelated problem, Lucky hunches up and pooped a sock, right in front of the vet tech. He was not very amused. He was the most unruly, ill- behaved animal I've ever owned and I miss him tremendously! 28 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Jami Bond Fink
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    Dog - Jed Grandmaison The goofball with the tongue sticking out prefers to go potty off-leash, so if it's late at night or nobody is around, I let him off for a bit. One time this lady in a really nice dress comes out of nowhere, and he runs up to greet her and jumped up, smearing muddy paw prints all over her dress. I apologized profusely. It's safe to say I'm much more careful about it now! Like Reply Hide Send Message 5h
    via Jed Grandmaison
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    Font - Top fan Michele Miller This doofus PEED on our cousin. Thankfully it was a "one- time" incident and the cousin is a dog guy. Barely broke his conversation to grab a napkin to wipe his leg - we were outside. And tells us it wasn't that bad since he was wearing his water shoes!! PL THE 36 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 080
    via Michele Miller
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    Dog - Kit Myers We were in line to check out at Tractor Supply. My husband was standing behind a lady wearing yoga pants. My dog, Sawyer, was standing with him and decided to put his nose in her butt. She whipped around so quickly and looked at my husband. He threw his hands In the air and said it was the dog! 38 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d Edited
    via Kit Myers
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    Organism - Lucy Gibson Had to lay in front of camera then showed her but on a video conference call with a doctor, tried to break back into doggy daycare twice within 2 minutes + many more things. She is a little Shiht after all. (Shiht zu cross) 8 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Lucy Gibson
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    Dog - Donna Marie We were staying at a caravan park with our 3 yr old lab and i was telling another camper how great my dog was, he is so well trained..He then proceeded to lift his leg and relieve himself on my thong clad foot. All i can say is thank heaven it was me and not a complete stranger 6. Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Donna Marie
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    Rectangle - Top fan Michelle DeVito This pup loves to eat. Anything. When I moved into my neighborhood I'm in now, I was taking him on a walk. Met a few new neighbors. He of course squats to poo, and poos out a tampon. Still in the wrapper. My neighbors have never forgotten it. I'm Irish. What's your excuse? 61 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Michelle DeVito
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    Dog - Nina Law My little Shtinky really enjoys when we all howl together as a pack, so every now and then we get "the band together "...'ve once heard it from outside the house as I was coming home and my husband was doing the howling honors and it totally sounds like we are slaughtering the poor thing I know our neighbors know her and how much we love her but if they didn't I wouldn't blame them for calling animal control on us... They would walk in to find two adults in the floor howling with
    via Nina Law

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