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People on Reddit Are Admitting the Pettiest Breakup Reasons, and Honestly, Some Are Better Off Alone

People break up for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes it happens because two people have grown apart and have come to an honest decision about the state of their relationship. 

Other times, it's because someone chews too loudly. 

You have to be honest about the petty breakups, and that's what Reddit is for. People over there are admitting to their pettiest breakups, and it is so entertaining. Enjoy the schadenfreude and bury that pettiest breakup deep inside you.  

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    When it's time, it's time.

    Text - [] trollightly 321 polnts 6 hours ago In high school, sophomore year I think, I broke up with a girl because we'd been together for too long. She was totally cool, too. No idea what teenage me was thinking. permalink embed
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    Text - [-] ethanfez45 17 polnts 2 hours ago My last girlfriend claims she broke up with me because I was always happy and it made her feel bad. Still don't understand that... permalink embed load more comments (4 replies)
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    Text - (] J4viator 97 points 6 hours ago His football team beat mine permalink embed
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    Text - [-1 Guidewaal 49 points 6 hours ago She said "me likey" She was 18, dumped her on the spot permalink embed
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    On brand.

    Text - [-NiceAnusYou HaveThere 22 points 4 hours ago She had a bad anus. permalink embed [-] cfleez 14 points 3 hours ago Name checks out permalink embed parent
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    Text - [] mustanglife96 212 polnts 5 hours ago My best mate broke up with a really nice girl and the only reason he gave me was that he was bored that day permalink embed load more comments (3 replies) [] ElsieSteyn 209 points 6 hours ago Not me but a friend broke up with his last gf because "she chewed popcorn too loudly during movies" permalink embed load more comments (6 replles) [] SometimesIamBold 194 points 6 hours ago Panicked about what to get him for his birthday. permalink embed load m
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    Friend is a POS.

    Text - [- RosieMunro 70 points 6 hours ago Friend broke up with his girlfriend because he noticed she was sweating. permalink embed -] girlWproblemz 69 points 6 hours ago Oh jeeze. He's not into humans or alive ones? Because all genders sweat. permalink embed parent
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    This is definitely not petty at all.

    Text - rini 92 points 3 hours ago I gave him the best blowjobs and I swallowed. I could count the number of times he ate me out on one hand. permalink embed
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    She had man hands.

    Text - [-] IsntThatSeinfeld 97 points 6 hours ago She ate her peas one at a time permalink embed
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    Text - [-] McAnalSandwich 119 points 4 hours ago not yet broken up but it's on the cards. she littered right in front of me. there was a bin at the end of the road. nah hun. permalink embed
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    Text - [ Keaner81 120 points 6 hours ago She said my name too often permalink embed
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    That's what happens when you date the fashion police.

    Text - [] rostabul 134 points 6 hours ago We were going to our first dance together in high school, and she bought this weird dress. Like something a 5 year old would wear while pretending to be a Disney Princess. I couldn't talk her out of it. So a week before the dance I broke up with her. I still feel like shit about it. She really was a sweet girl. permalink embed
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