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Wife Gets Stinky Surprise In Her Shoe, Reddit Hilarity Ensues

Whenever we go to peruse Reddit's Am I The A*****e thread, we always find situations where the answer is so cut and dried, we don't even bother commenting. But, this thread was the first time in a while that we were genuinely divided about where we'd land. Overall, it sounds like most people were willing to forgive OP and name them Not the AH. But, we're thinking this situation calls for a ruling of ESH (or everyone sucks here) at this point. Stick with us for a minute and you'll see what we mean. We have a feeling that this sticky and stinky situation is going to make you scratch your head. 

The person who posted is the father in a small, three person family. Just him, his wife, and their daughter. Oh, and the dog that he didn't want. OP was adamant that he hates pets, but compromised with his wife and daughter that they could get one, as long as he never had to do anything. He doesn't pick up poop, he doesn't take the dog to the vet, and we doubt he even plays with the poor thing. They also decided to get a Rottweiler, because why not, right? Right off the bat, this had us against OP. But, the reason he was writing to Reddit is because his wife, who seems to be completely scatterbrained, keeps leaving bags of doggie doodoo on their kitchen counter. This drove OP up a wall for a while, and then drove him to shove a bag of poop into one of his wife's shoes. Sounds like a healthy relationship, right? She was pissed, he felt justified, and now they're on Reddit trying to figure out what to make of the situation. But, we'll let you read the rest down below so you can make your own judgement. 

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    This Guy Sounds Like An Awful Dog Owner

    Font - Although I am not a fan of pets, about 4 years ago I agreed to purchase my wife and child a dog. Because I was not a fan of the idea and felt I was compromising, I made it clear that it was their dog and they were to take care of it. And most importantly, I refused to pick up dog poop. Ever!!! I find it disgusting and it makes me sick just thinking about it. Anyway they agreed and we purchased a beautiful Rottweiler puppy. For the most part, they kept up their promise. However, I was alwa

    So, after letting his wife and child know that he wouldn't be helping with the dog at all, this guy went ahead and got his wife and child one of the hardest dog breeds to care for in the world! Granted, this isn't so much a problem with Rottweilers. They are an incredible family breed. But, like any dog, they need the proper training. So, the head of the household can't have a grudge against their new family member! 

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  • 2

    We'd Be Pretty Mad Too

    Font - One day I found a bag of dog poop on the corner of our kitchen counter. Now to be fair, it wasn't on an area we typically prepped food on. We had a pretty large countertop, so there was plenty of space. But to someone that is grossed out by the sight, smell, and feel of dog poop, I was so upset. I immediately confronted my wife and child and my wife admitted to it. I read her the riot act. Her position was that we didn't prepare food on that area of the counter. I told her it didn't matte

    So, after being wholly against OP, we got to this part of the story and started to see his side. It's pretty disgusting if this is repetitive behavior by his wife. Who wants to step into the kitchen for a snack and be greeted by a giant, steaming bag of Rottweiler poop? 

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    Now That's Just Disgusting

    Font - As I stood there fuming, I looked down and noticed a pair of her sneakers by the front door. So I took the bag of poop and placed it in one of her shoes and went on with my day. To be clear, I did not remove the poop from the bag. I simply took the bag and placed it in her shoe. Several hours passed and honestly I forgot about it as I wasn't feeling well. Now my wife rarely gets angry with me but when she finally came home, she was furious with me for what I'd done. I reminded her I'd alr
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    Ew, Shoe Food

    Rectangle - ohnosand people. 6 days ago Asshole Aficionado [11] Remind her that you don't prepare food in her shoes. NTA Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 5.1k
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    We're Leaning ESH

    Font - Hollas ForADollas 6 days ago edited 6 days ago Certified Proctologist [22] As much as I want to say E S H... dog shit everywhere (especially the kitchen counter?!?) is fuckin disgusting and I'm not even germaphobic. NTA for being petty after your appropriate attempts at conflict resolution were ignored. ETA: I'd do justified asshole if it was an option 1.9k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
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    That's A Big Dog, Too!

    Font - msharek 6 days ago I was ready to not side with OP but.... Why the hell is a bag of poop in the house??? On rare occasion (like an urgent need for ME to go to the bathroom) I'll toss my dogs poo bag in my front flower box to be discarded later, but never in the house. My dog (a CHIHUAHUA) has GI issues, so if there is an accident it is flushed and then all the paper towels used to clean the area up go right to the outside bin. Once or twice her dog walker accidentally left a poo bag in th
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    Because Wife Is Gross

    Font - (78) madid996 days ago I'm very confused as to why poop bags would ever be inside. You pick up the poop outside and then throw it away in the outside garbage. Why is it ever coming into the house?? Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 799 Redwings1927. 6 days ago Partassipant [1] Because wife is gross. 286 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
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    Seriously, This Poor Dog

    Font - CantCme2020 6 days ago NTA on the poop problem... but sounds like your family is not equipped to own a dog. Being able to feed a dog and clean up after it are pretty basic parts of dog ownership and they're failing at both. "empty dog food cans" in the yard!? Are they feeding the dog by opening cans and throwing them in the yard? Have they not heard of dog food bowls? Plus cans are dangerous for the dog to have access to. Plus canned dog food isn't usually a good way to feed a large breed
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    It's The Kitchen For Goodness Sake

    Font - DAR LIT jennyfromtheeblock 6 days ago NTA. But any person who would even place LITERAL SHIT on the KITCHEN COUNTER, let alone leave it there, has issues that need to be addressed. This is not normal behavior. It's not "forgetfulness." This is a grown woman who has the hygienic standards of a three year old and is teaching the kids no differently. If she is ok doing this, there is no telling what kind of other filthy, disgusting habits are going on in that house. Absolutely repulsive. Your
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    We're Never Going Over To OP's House

    Font - DOOMCarrie Partassipant [4] 6 days ago NTA. It was justified and didn't hurt anything. If she doesn't like the smell of poop she should be more responsible with her pet. That is disgusting and if they can't even be bothered to put poop in the garbage it really makes me question what other things she's neglecting.

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