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10 More Fantastic Pun Jokes Because We Can't Get Enough

Sometimes all you need is an arsenal of terrible puns up your sleeve to shoot out at people when they least expect it. If you don't have a party trick, this is the perfect thing to impress people at parties. The worse the joke, the better. Granted, you might get some eye-rolling and groaning from your audience, but soon the laughs will come rolling in. Just you wait. You will be the pun master. Mother of bad jokes. It will be legendary. 


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    Text - "A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB."
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    Text - "I haven't slept for three days,because that would be too long."
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    Text - "Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
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    Text - "My wife told me to stope immersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
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    Text - "I, for one, like Roman numerals."
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    Text - "People say I'm condescending. That means i talk down to people."
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    Blue - "Whiteboards are remarkable."
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    Text - "You can never lose a homing pigeon-if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
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    Text - I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
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    Text - The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
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