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Let's Watch
This video was posted by TikTok user @thejarr and has already been viewed over 200 thousand times. It's clear people are taking Eli's rules seriously. Lucky for you we will include all of them below:
Rules for a first date:
1. It's a Thursday
2. 1.5 glasses pregame rule
3. The Ariana grande rule
4. Don't become a pen pal before
5. Plan first dates on the same night as your friends
6. Bevvies are king
7. The Canadian tuxedo to eff me sweater pipeline
9. You don't add their contact until the third date
10. Light manipulative tactics... psychology
11. The comedic trauma rule
12. Spicy sexy sharing is caring rule
13. You thank them in person but don't ext first after UNLESS "text when ur home"
14. If u run out of convos "what's ur top five fave albums", "dessert island"
15. The "thumbs up" rule
16. You make tentative plans for after
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Does 16 seem excessive? Who knows, maybe Eli knows something we don't. We've also found her more in-depth description of what an ‘eff-me' sweater is.
An "eff me sweater" is the single key to seducing someone who you're seeing or have a crush on. The sweater itself is a 'seal the deal' in finalizing them to fall head over heels in love with you. It sends a dirty little message without the work. It functions like a charm, as the eff me sweater is the garment embodiment of essentially a love spell...and take it from me, my Venus and Mars are in cancer. The sweater manages to simultaneously be the epitome of put together, elegant, sophisticated and soft whilst concurrently being stunning and sexy. It says, this sweater isn't wearing me 1/10 -I'm wearing this sweater. It says I use google calendar and eat fresh vegetables and I never snooze my alarm but I'm a freak in the sheets, unafraid of my unabashed sexual prowess. It says-I'm a jack of all trades, and you'd sooner die than not be with me. It's not intimidating but sends the subliminal message, "I know I'm sexy and mature and I know more than you and I know you want me". The amazing thing about the eff me sweater is it has no one specific look, rather, it's an entire vibe-and there's an eff me sweater for everyone, that was made for you and only you
We'd love to hear about your experience if you successfully go by these rules. Maybe we ought to give them a shot.
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