34 Hilarious and Crazy Drunk Confessions In Honor Of the People About to Get Drowned In Booze By Thirsty Thursday

Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity.

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