Chaotic Rancher Records His Cows With Voice Altering Effects and the Results Are Hilarious, Yet Cursed

Cows sound pretty funny and mooing in general is just a silly sound that is fun for the whole family. Some farmers find endless joy in listening to the songs of cows lowing in the pasture and it's honestly a pretty peaceful thing. What if I told you that one rancher decided to ruin that peace completely by turning the songs of the cow's moo into an autotuned disaster of cursed proportions? 

Well, one TikToker and cattle farmer named Booger the Sugar, discovered a nifty little tool on his phone that allows him to put voice effects on all of his cow videos and the results are haunting.

Screams so dreamy and cow pies everywhere

OMG- the eyes 

Honestly the cows are pretty intense sounding on their own. For some reason, this particular group of cattle is dead-set on mooing so chaotically that their screams can be heard from far across the fields. Apparently these aren't your peaceful moo-ers and are more like the cows that are anarchists in a screamo band trying out a new guttural groan. 

Screaming cows without a voice effect

Not only does Booger distort the moos of the cows, but he deep fries the video of the cows too, distorting their little faces, warping their mouths, and giving them laser eyes. It's all very fitting to the fever dream type sounds that come out of those moo-holes. Many of the commenters laugh at the absurdity but others are deeply haunted by the mixed up moos. 

Something about the visual/sound combination is so deeply unsettling that it's tough to look away. Cows in most people's minds are considered cute and docile but these videos are anything but. Personally, I have never been more terrified of a cow in my life and have found a new sleep paralysis demon to lurk in the corners of my bedroom at 2am when I can't sleep. It's this. These cows. 

Not only does Booger create haunting cow videos, he also put voices effects on his other animals around the farm including cats, dogs, and even his goats. Expel these cursed videos from your mind… if you can.

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