Everyone always says that they love cats, but only when they act like dogs. So what do cats that act like cats seem like? Why do they get so much flack? Oh, that's because they're fluffy little knife-handed demons that wake in the night and eat your toes while you sleep. Sound familiar? If your cat treats you like he hates you, well then he's just acting like a cat. Not that they're spiteful creatures, but cats are solitary predators. It's simple. He attacc, he eat, he meow. Where does a human fall into that lifestyle?
Humans are just food deliverance, petting factories(only on their terms), and toys to terrorize in the middle of the night. They may not be the forest beasts that haunted mouse populations, but your cat certainly proliferates a lifestyle of mad fury, usually taking it all out on you. Hope you have some Band-Aids because you're probably about to be scratched.
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