Overly Confident House Cow Named Bucky Loves Apples, Head Scratches, and Coming Inside the House

Cows are pasture animals. They require loads of land to graze on fresh grass, roam around on hoofed feet, and to soak in all the wonderful goodness of the outside air. But what about cows with no interest in the wide open plains? Maybe we got cows all wrong thinking that they wanted to hang out all alone in a field. Bucky the gigantic porch cow proves otherwise with his sassy antics, headstrong demeanor, and his delicate attitude when entering his owner's house. Yes, Bucky is the one and only house cow. 

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Bucky is an enormous black and white bull who weighs over a ton. At the shoulder, he barely fits through the front door, but he'll be darned if he can't get inside to chill. Normally Bucky boy spends most of his days surveying the neighborhood from his owner's porch, watching as the other smaller farm animals bustle about. That's not the life for our Bucky. He is happy a a clam to stay right where he is, comfortably chilling inside and under the awning of the porch, avoiding the sun and the grass like the weirdo that he is. 

This gentle giant spends most of his time as close to his owners as possible, even if it means forgoing his pasture time. Deep down, Bucky is a town cow who longs for the cityscapes, paved roads, and the hustle and bustle. Ironically, being a cow, he's a slave to his nature and needs, so he has to stay on the farm for now. Fortunately for Bucky, he is a spoiled heifer and has a pretty great life. He gets treats, plays with other farm animal friends, and enjoys his proximity to his hoomans. 

Although usually he has to watch the smaller creatures enjoy the warmth of the house, Bucky seems pretty content just to be a part of the action. He knows he's just to dang big to go cuddle in the bed like the doggos, but he'll poke his head through a window to cash in on some delicious carrots and snackies. 

Even though he's an outsider sometimes, his followers have opened the door to their hearts for Bucky. He has inspired people who own cows to entrust them with the threshold of their home, knowing that the ever-present porch cow will always protect them. Honestly though, a guard cow feels like a better robbery deterrent than a guard dog. Bucky could certainly hold down the fort at home if he needed to. 

Bucky eats an apple