This lady is either not very bright or she just got herself two free drinks. In other words, she might actually be the brightest of them all.
According to the Redditor, a server came up to OP in a panic frantically asking what they thought a "dirty Shirley Temple" meant. Of course, OP said that was a boozy Shirley Temple, but evidently, the lady who ordered the drink didn't know and threw a fit. What do we think she meant? Dirty as in she wanted a dirty glass? Dirty as in she wanted olive juice in it (gross)?
We're of the mindset that this woman knew exactly what she was ordering. She just wanted to get free drinks out of this… and honestly, it's all kind of iconic. If this is true, we admire the commitment to the bit. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, here are some other tales from your server!
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