'I told my kids that I was the original Road Runner': 30+ Hilarious anonymous confessions

Let the world know your most secrety secrets, but do it anonymously. This week, we've rounded up the funniest, wildest, and most heartfelt secrets from @fesshole, the Twitter account made just for anonymous confessions.

These secrets are a fascinating window into the lives of random strangers. Some people confess their relationships icks — one person wrote that they might dump their BF, simply because of his habit of eating pizza with a knife and fork. Others are more embarrassing, like a guy who admitted to eat the wax off of cheese, or someone who confessed to snacking on dog food along with their pup. Maybe every person has at least one weird eating habit that they'd never fess up to IRL.

Next, this employee has some things to learn about office politics. They offered their boss some constructive criticism, but did so in a pretty awkward way, in front of their colleagues.

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