Nurse Memes For The Funniest Nurses in The Unit

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    Food - Loving my new gravy boat that I found at my house. grandads
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    Photograph - When you boost your patient and they hit their head on the headboard @humor.me.rn
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    Forehead - When family members on the phone say I was helpful and way better than the person they were talking to yesterday which was also me @codebrewstat
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    Font - Hi, I'm your nurse you may know me by my greatest hits; 'If you can talk you can breathe', 'Don't touch that, that's your catheter, leave it alone', 'No, you can't go outside to smoke', 'It's not time for pain medication yet', and 'Absolutely not.'
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    Penguin - When they make me charge nurse for the day
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    Outerwear - When you tryna find a working Glucometer 101 101 (a) ALOR QC Due
  • 07
    Product - Nobody: Confused patients at 2am: ↑ 16 @scrublifeofficial "I want to speak to the captain of this ship"
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    Forehead - If everyone from Tiger King walked into the Emergency Department Foreign body anal cavity COPD exacerbation ETOH Psych med refill STD Just wants turkey sandwich Meth OD Trauma L1 Cocaine Mountain dew OD AKLEY Infected tribal tattoo Wants wife's meds refilled
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    Sleeve - Best ROSC ever @memenursem
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    Nose - When admission gets pushed to next shift tut
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    Mouth - WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TRYING TO SLEEP AFTER WORKING NIGHT SHIFT
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    Forehead - I don't curse like a sailor. I curse like a nurse.
  • 13
    Rainbow - (When you're dark and twisted but provide phenomenal patient care) propofolpapi
  • 14
    Font - I got beef with whoever decided that teeth and eyes are separate from healthcare
  • 15
    Font - DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE AN EXPIRED 24 GAUGE BUTTERFLY IN THE THUMB. YOU'RE A #16 IN NURSESONJA THE LEFT FOREARM WITH EXCELLENT BLOOD RETURN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BITON.
  • 16
    Wheel - When the ambulance charges you $500 and the tow truck charges you $80... CATAL REVERAGES GO
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    Font - Exhaustedly trying to hand over after a busy nightshift I'm not entirely sure what's going on.
  • 18
    Sleeve - This Barbie is sweating her effing balls off @fabulousrn] Barbie
  • 19
    Shirt - @ZeroFuxLeft -There's coke residue all over ur rectum. -Ok but do u see anything unusual?
  • 20
    Organism - The Daily Dose of Nursing & Memes 1d There's a special place in hell for family members that visit patients during meal times and don't help feed them a
  • 21
    Outerwear - Two person hoyer transfer Expectation VS. Reality Pivot, pivot, pivot. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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    Font - APPARENTLY WHEN YOU DONATE BLOOD, IT HAS TO BE YOUR BLOOD.
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    Head - What we study in class: pasta ands of hair/ mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell fishball the accuracy fishballeolus 815 fishball membrane pickled ginger pepper lime coral orange matcha peel What we see on the exam paper: cabbage
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    Organism - The whole hospital is on fire but Karen wants to know where her uncle's turkey sandwich is @nursejessicasites
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    Happy - GO TO NURSING SCHOOL THEY SAID Bylley STRIDS IT WON'T BE THAT BAD THEY SAID
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    Glasses - Me getting report watching my patient pee in the trash can INSPIF CHA @fabulousrn1
  • 27
    Cat - My cat getting ready to hear about my day since HIPAA confidentiality rules do not apply to him @therapistmemesfordramaqueens
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    Table - INCOMING NURSE WAITING FOR OUTGOING NURSE TO FINISH HER CHARTING
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    Cartoon - LOL... You need a beta blocker ... When I see your face; My heart begins to race 1
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    Motor vehicle - When I sit down at the end of a shift knowing I haven't charted a damn thing

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