'I got the ick': 20 Juicy and Cringeworthy Dating Confessions Overheard on the Internet

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    Make it make sense

    Rectangle - "I only go on first dates." @overhearddating
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    Bruh

    Font - Send us the worst date you had this weekend Finance bro. Was on a conference call ON SPEAKER the entire dinner. Over heard
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    Are you sure?

    Font - ). Chat Liked your photo Profile Today, 3:03 PM Harry, we already went out Sent I feel like we had a good time
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    Font - what's the funniest ick you've ever gotten? Dude TOOK A CALL while he was inside me. Hung up and said, "sorry it was my agent." Over. heard
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    Rectangle - what's the funniest ick you've ever gotten? Watching him try and get out of the pool from the deep end Over, heard
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    Font - Send us the worst date you had this weekend Went on a first date and he peed his pants in the Uber Over. heard
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    Font - what's the funniest ick you've ever gotten? He said "yummers" every time a waitress brought his meal to the table Over heard
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    Font - what's the funniest ick you've ever gotten? Watching a grown man chase a ping pong ball on the floor Over, heard
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    Font - "How did the date go last night?" "It lasted three minutes. She asked me what astrological sign I was... when I said Scorpio, she angrily grabbed her bag, got up, and left." Coverheardla
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    Font - what's the funniest ick you've ever gotten? He was struggling to walk in time with the revolving doors .Over. heard
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    Font - Worst date you had this weekend Wouldn't stop speaking in a fake British accent and also wouldn't stop singing Over, heard
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    Font - "He dumped me so I made out with his ex-girlfriend in front of him. And that is how I discovered I am a little bit gay." @overhearddating
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    Font - 8:41 AM Thought this might be way easier than hinge absolutely hate that app. Tap and hold to react 4:58 PM Heyo! That's really sweet but I get the feeling we're different vibes. Best of luck :)
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    Font - "No pretentious rooftops this weekend. Where do I have to go to meet a real man?" "Wisconsin." @overheardla
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    Font - Send us the worst date you had this weekend Was asked to split a $16 bill Over, heard
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    Rectangle - Send us the worst date you had this weekend Kept bringing the convo back to celebs he's played pickle ball with in Cabo Over heard
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    Font - Guy at a cafe on the phone: "I just want to be in love but everyone's so gross." Coverheardnewyork
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    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 12/22/22 i bet you could ride me better than that surfboard Yeah when I run you over with that + Sent
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    Font - Yesterday You asked: What is something you're currently obsessed with? Gym lifestyle Potato tacos! Ask another question Today I think we're on different levels 18:31
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    Font - Today Sorry I have to cancel. Life has been a little crazy lately. Ok, no problem. We can reschedule or... if you want to talk about it, let me know. I'm a good listener. idk... It's hard to explain... Report I recently got bangs... If that helps you understand things better Delivered

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