'I disabled the internet for the entire company': Boss demands IT manager disable internet for employees, IT manager shuts down internet for entire company

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    Human body - Posted by u/mdlapla 1 day ago Boss wants me to cut internet to employees. I comply. MOC
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    Font - When I was at the university, a friend landed a part time job doing networking for a really small company and asked me if I wanted in because he also had other customers and was worried he wouldn't be able to handle them all.
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    Font - It was easy money, 12 hours per month, to basically mantain the network infraestructure, upgrade firmware on routers, check logs, run antivirus software and install some shit on computers, so I said yes.The company used to fix and sell printers and printer related stuff.
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    Font - It was run by two ladies that were friends, let's call them May and June, but the CEO in functions was May's husband, let's call him CEOPeter, who was also June's husband best friend.
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    Font - The rest of the company were AccountantPeter, that shared the name with the CEO, some technicians that were never there and two hardworking sales representatives.
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    Font - Basically, the accountant, technicians and sales reps were the only ones doing work there. Even though May and June were also, technically, sales reps, they hardly ever made a call.
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    Font - May spent all day browsing internet for things to buy (her thing was shoes), June spent all day chatting with another guy (not her husband) who also shared the name with the CEO, let's call him Third Peter, and CEOPeter spent all day watching pr n, yes, at work. May appeared to have no problems with CEOPeter habits.
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    Font - I spent most of the time there trying to clean CEOPeter's computer from the myriad of viruses that he would install browsing sketchy sites, and even when I complained a lot about it to him, he said that he didn't know why there were so many viruses and kept doing it every single day.
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    Font - The place was full of drama, and after a while, me and my friend would pretend to have work to do there and spent time there just for the LOLs. One day, May approaches me furious, saying that she caught one of the sales reps browsing
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    Font - internet instead of doing calls, she wanted to disable internet for the reps. I checked the logs, the rep browsed the specs of one of the machines she was selling, a newer model she wasn't familiar with.
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    Font - So, cue malicious compliance. I disabled internet for the whole company. About 2 minutes later, May, June and CEOPeter came running to the server room, shouting about what the hell was happening to their
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    Font - internet. Accountant and sales rep pretty much never realized something changed, because they were hard at work. I told them that May made me do it. She said "but just to the reps!" and I told them some b'll that I couldn't block a
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    Font - specific IP because they were assigned dynamically, so they were about to change and blah blah blah... CEOPeter was red as a tomato. He demanded to reinstate internet for everyone. I looked at June, she noded. I looked at
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    Font - May, she said "are you sure you can't just for them?" I said no. She exhaled. "OK, them, Internet is back up". TLDR: Owner that spent the day browsing internet asked me to disable internet for the
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    Font - hardworking employees, I disabled internet for the whole company, and the only ones that complained were the slacker owners and CEO. PS1: Company dissolved when June sent an email meant for Third Peter to Accountant Peter
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    Font - while he was looking at a thing with CEOPeter, who saw the email. That day I think we spent like 4 hours in the company, the only thing lacking was popcorn. PS2: CEO Peter made hilarious. attempts to hide his pi in usage. Once he had a CD
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    Font - named something like "big gals" and told me it was a kid's movie. PS3: June had a post-it note with her password at one side of the screen.
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    Font - SlippySlappySamson 1 day ago PS3: June had a post-it note with her password at one side of the screen. Amateur. Everyone knows the sticky note gets placed on the desk surface with about a dozen other stickies containing
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    Font - random bits of information. Password stickies can be protected by placing another sticky nearby it, slightly overlapping, so a small portion of the password is obscured. 2.0k Reply Share
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    Font - badatthenewmeta - 1 day ago The real trick is to put random characters on a sticky, but have the password be "Call Bob @ 11 f/ update" - which is also on a sticky. Boom. Invincible password. 1.1k Reply Share
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    Font - 18-55 noob-nine 1 day ago he didn't know why there were so many viruses and kept doing it every single day. Well, as the network guy, just block the sites and argue that you blocked all sites that are a threat to the company. Reply Share 502
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    Font - mdlapla OP 1 day ago I did try, I gotta give it to the guy, he had a way of finding something that wasn't blocked every single week. Furthermore, the more I blocked, the sketchier and more virus-ridden sources he found.
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    Font - So after a while, I removed the blocks, put his computer on a separate network to avoid widespread viruses and stopped trying. 595 Reply Share aussie_nub +2. 1 day ago This is why you get a good filter that has categories and you automatically block anything that's not categorised.
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    Font - PirateArtemis - 1 day ago I really wanna know the story behind the email that dissolved the company.... Reply Share 128 Lenzar86 - 1 day ago It probably Peters out at the end. Reply Share 182
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    Font - +2. 1 day ago She was cheating with the guy she emailed and her husband saw it. Reply Share Cleverusername531 ↑ 74 74 mdlapla OP 1 day ago Yes, husband was CEOPeter's best friend, so CEOPeter told June that he wanted her out of the company, but since June was
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    Font - co-owner, they decided to split, the split became messy as CEOPeter wanted most of the customers as compensation because he considered that June was at fault for the problems at the company, they decided to just plain shut down the whole operation and start again each on their side.
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    Font - The problem? sales reps, most technicians and AccountantPeter went on to work elsewhere pretty quick, so both companies had no good employees and failed. 170 Reply Share

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