Good morning Memelamdia! It's a wonderful Tuesday morning, and everyone is resting after yesterday's national Meme Supreme festival, which was a great hit all over the nation! As the rest period comes to an end this evening, there will be a national address by the Head Meme Lord, Meowstus Meowmington, which is said to be of great importance, so we will be halting our regularly scheduled program.
And now for his lordship: 'Ameowzing and barktastic citizens of Memelandia, thank you for your attention. Our nation has always been one of peace and understanding, accepting all animals, from delightful doggos to zany zebras, and we continue to strive towards these ideals to this day. I would like to announce an amazing initiative we will be starting this coming year, a meme outreach program to foreign embassies all over the world, to teach our ways of understanding and derpy memage to the whole world!'
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PSA. Please stop letting your dogs eat rainbows, they are not accustomed to it and it has terrible effects on their stomachs. Plus it really confuses them when they sneeze and suddenly there's a pot of gold on the floor and a really, REALLY angry leprechaun.
After winning the election and finally putting an end to the vacuum menace, Good Boi Thor Michaelson would go on to tackle numerous other menaces to dog kind, such as fireworks, sprinklers, lawnmowers, and last but not least, the mail-workers.
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