52 Witty Matrimony Memes to Laugh Your Way to the Altar (And Beyond)

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elina lee
Aug 18, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Marriage may be one of the most significant life decisions we make in this lifetime, and like any other important life decision, it comes with its ups, downs, loops, and unexpected turns. 

On the one hand, the thought of being bonded to one person for the rest of our lives sounds scary. But on the other, a real marriage provides a deep and consistent companionship, where you share your joys, sorrows, and everyday experiences. Sure, commitment may be frightening, especially if you have never seen it pan out in the long run. But don't let these limited beliefs fool you because a real spouse will offer emotional support during tough times, division of responsibilities, and will make you feel like you're part of a team and not carrying the entire world on your shoulders. 

At the end of the day, it all comes down to you and your partner. The way you two communicate and resolve conflict. Do you tackle conflict as a team, or do you let yourself get tackled by the conflict in question? 

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  • 01
    World - My wife, realizing someone ate her leftovers :F THE DAD Me X
    via @thedad
  • 02
    Clothing - Wife instantly getting turned off @dad.wilder Look who drafted on my fantasy team
    via @dad.wilder
  • 03
    Hair - My Brain: Don't say Andre the Giant. Don't say Andre the Her: Babe, I just got my new swimsuit. Whaddaya think? Giant
    via @dad.wilder
  • 04
    Leg - The moment my wife looks at the lawn after I cut it: Oh no, the bra fell off. @dad.wilder
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    Photograph - My wife taking pictures of a sunset she'll never look at again @dad.wilder
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    Sleeve - Me trying to think of a restaurant suggestion my wife won't say no to @dad.wilder
    via @thedad
  • 07
    Facial expression - THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND THE PERFECT AVOCADO AT THE SUPERMARKET
    via @marriage.memes
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    People in nature - My wife after she gets home from a bottomless mimosa brunch @dad.wilder
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    Hair - My wife when she watches me parallel park perfectly @dad.wilder
    via @dad.wilder
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    Car - Me bringing home fast food for dinner after spending $400 on groceries because I don't feel like cooking 11 - OR YO ORDER FOR AHEAD CONTACTLESS CK-UP estas M
    via @dad.wilder
  • 11
    Gesture - Marriage IS a fairy tale... just in reverse. You start out at a ball in a beautiful gown and end up spending all day cleaning up after little people. someecards user card
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  • 12
    Cartoon - When you sleeping wit your man and he turn around and hug you in his sleep
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  • 13
    Photograph - Wife: *throws on old sweatpants and an oversized hoodie* Me: Look at her, she's f**king fit! THE DAD
    via @thedad
  • 14
    Hair - Husband: I thought we could have a little fun... Me who just laid down to rest: @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkward mom
    via @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Sleeve - me when i'm sick my wife who is also sick prettycooltim
    via @dad.wilder
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    Hairstyle - Husband: I thought you guys went back-to- school shopping. Me and my bestie: We did. For us! @themarvelousmrsmom BOY ANG PUTA 10
    via @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Terrestrial plant - cass @cassteebken You having a depressive episode ? I will come over n wash your hair. I'll make your bed n cook you something even if you dont wanna eat it n drive around silently to get you some sunlight. Dont ever be ashamed of your mental health bc real friends will support you
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 18
    Jaw - baber @bakerbakerbaker hot couple looking for a third. no sex play u just have to decide where we go eat
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - Marriage And Martinis @Marriage Martini There's something so magical about sitting with your coffee on Sunday morning, relaxing and knowing the day ahead is open to all kinds of possibilities. I mean, I'm a mom, so I wouldn't know, but I'm sure it feels awesome.
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Gesture - I was helping my drunk husband to get to bed when he suddenly said: "Back off lady, I have a wife." I love him so much
    via @marriage.memes
  • 21
    Product - Nobody peed the bed, I got to go to the grocery store by myself, and I only had to yell once @mommy.meds TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
    via @marriage.memes
  • 22
    Font - Marriage... teaches you a lot about yourself. As an example, I've learned that I don't need to use so many paper towels and they are very expensive.
    via @marriage.memes
  • 23
    Smile - When you and your husband get in a fight and he thinks everything's okay because it's been quiet for a couple days. YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AGAIN? HOW CUTE
    via @marriage.memes
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    Liver - OLLABLE Dad get the kids ready for school. Oh dads...
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  • 25
    Product - Don't worry, I know what I am doing... I saw this on Pinterest! someecards user card MILK
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    Glasses - Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look
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    Human - When our kid can't sleep and climbs into bed with us, and then complains about being too hot in the bed with us THE DAD Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
    via @thedad
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    Font - Ashley @a_pfeiffer13 There is a group of women getting on my flight and one has a shirt that says "just divorced" and the others have shirts that say "divorce support group" and they are all plastered. Those are the type of friends everyone needs in their life Imao
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 29
    Eye - Me, fresh out of the shower, trying to put the vibe out to my wife THE DAD FL
    via @thedad
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    Forehead - The fall scented candle display at Target: THE DAD am aware of the effect I have on women.
    via @thedad
  • 31
    Font - Marriage And Martinis @Marriage Martini I always want to tell my husband about an expensive purchase I want to make when the timing is absolutely perfect, but unfortunately my mouth is always occupied during that same moment.
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Food - i was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. no way my wife is gonna believe that story COCO CARE
    via @dad.wilder
  • 33
    Dog - How I look at the wife when the baby goes down for a nap @dad.wilder
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  • 34
    Product - The cool kid in '96 starter pack Co NO FLAR SURGE ATRA WALEONTOPORRARENCIA EVIL EMPIRE wwad Discmancare Fireball High ormance
    via @dad.wilder
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    Vertebrate - My son after doing his shenanigans all day J
    via @dad.wilder
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    Hair - Dads: I am definitely not obsessed with mowing Also, dads: Ah DADWILDER.COM Dad Wilder
    via @dad.wilder
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    Forehead - When your wife asks how many beers you had last night with the guys.. @dad.wilder
    via @dad.wilder
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    Shoe - NETFLIX AND CHILL? 608 N MORE LIKE NEW BALANCE AND GRILL
    via @dad.wilder
  • 39
    Forehead - Me to the brisket I'm smoking throughout the whole process @dad.wilder JIN Relax, I just wanna take some pictures
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  • 40
    Smile - If your Mom didn't force you and your siblings to wear matching Old Navy flag shirts, are you really American? OLD NAVY FRITERSTATE AGE 2001 OLD NAVY OLD NAVY 1001 OLD NAV
    via @dad.wilder
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    Water - My wife @dad.wilder Me at the edge of the bed looking to score
    via @dad.wilder
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    Product - Importance of Line Work Tattoo Artists Suburban Dads with Mowers
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    Product - When you're ready to take your grill game to the next level. AIR THE DAILY LAUGHS
    via @dad.wilder
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    Forehead - When you're getting ready to go fishing and your wife tries to get you to stay home A
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  • 45
    Human - When my kid wakes me up at 3 AM When I wake up to check my brisket at 3 AM 374 001 @dad.wilder
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  • 46
    Wheel - If she can push a baby stroller, she can push a lawnmower. Take the weekend off Kings.
    via @dad.wilder
  • 47
    Product - The one glass of water I drank before bed fighting off the 16 beers I pounded @dad.wilde
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    Nose - When she tells you "go lock the door"
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    Chin - My wife when she's even the tiniest bit hungry 3 @dad.wilder
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    Facial expression - Give your wife a free massage coupon for Mother's Day knowing it'll lead to another child 76 @dad.wilder IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
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    Footwear - Nobody: Little kids: I ready !!! 100
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    Forehead - When my kid gives me a much needed hug after a rough day @dad.wilder
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  • 53
    Product - *9 year old me at payless with my mom* mom: see how it feels when you run me: DO
    via @dad.wilder

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