'[HOA] said that sunflowers are not allowed': Guy enlists lawyer's help to get even with HOA, maliciously complies with contract by planting corn

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    Plant - "Won't let me plant sunflowers? Fine."
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    Font - Won't let me plant sunflowers? Fine. M OC Story happened a couple of years ago, but it's my favorite lawyer story and I hope you enjoy (none of the following is legal advice, don't take legal advice from randos on the internet). TL:DR - client gets to plant sunflowers. Client walks into the office and asks us for a contract review. He then hands over an HOA contract. Before slogging through a whole HOA contract, I asked him what he was hoping to accomplish.
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    Font - "They want me to dig up my sunflowers." "Your... sunflowers?" "Yes, I planted a row of sunflowers outside my house. They pranced by and said that sunflowers are not allowed per the contract I signed. So I want you to tell me if that is true or not."
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    Font - "Sir, before anything else I need to tell you that this will likely be an hourly fee bill. HOAs are notorious for dragging things out. So these could quickly become expensive sunflowers." "I don't care. This is America and I should be able to plant sunflowers
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    Font - Still thinking he wasn't that serious about sunflowers, I asked for a three hour retainer. He immediately pulled out a checkbook and paid for four hours. So I buckled down to review the alleged anti-sunflower clause. Just for reference, the sunflowers he wanted to plant were really big (5ft) and all along the front of the house. It was a very substantial amount of sunflowers.
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    Font - The contract did indeed contain a clause, with a very thorough list, on which plants were and were not allowed to be planted. The list had just about every plant I could think of, in alphabetical order (think apple, banana, cauliflower, dill...). Sunflowers included. Corn was not included, which becomes very important later.
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    Font - Quick legal point - if you write 'no dogs allowed' it is normally assumed that you are talking about all dogs generally. If you write 'no labs, golden retrievers, or poodles allowed' it is normally assumed that all other dogs are allowed. Sometimes a not great attorney will write a super long list to pad hours (read: charge more) instead of just writing 'no plants without prior approval' or something.
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    Font - I called the client back in for the bad news. In explaining the above legal point, I let him know that the HOA got a raw deal from whoever drafted the contract. "No can do on the sunflowers. But if it makes you feel any better they were probably over billed by whoever wrote this contract. Pretty shoddy work too, they even forgot to write down 'corn' but they included nonsense like 'dragon fruit'."
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    Font - "So yes to corn, no to sunflowers?" "I didn't really check the contract for corn. But its not prohibited in the plant section, so probably?" "Excellent. That'll work." I thought he was oddly happy with bad news. Then two or three weeks later he came in with a picture of his house, surrounded by huge sunflowers.
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    Font - What happened? This guy drove out to the country and bought obnoxiously large and ugly cornstalks. He promptly planted them where the sunflowers had been. When confronted by the HOA he told them (paraphrasing) it the contract lets me plant corn. Then after some negotiation he agreed to take the corn down, in exchange for permission to plant sunflowers. to !
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    Font - Now we are friends, he is still a great client, and he lives surrounded sunflowers. by a ridiculous moat of
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    Font - jetah Ah yes, the put something worse so you get the thing you want. I'd love to see a community with gardens out front. It's be better than just grass and they can do a food swap after harvest. 5.6k Reply Share
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    Font - MeowSchwitzInThere OP 9 If you want a kitten, start by asking for a pony =D. 2.8k Reply Share
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    Font - seacogen. So that's why my parents never got me that puppy... B 1.0k Reply Share
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    Font - 5+² TexasVulvaAficionado 4 It's also usually an end to a HOA fight if you go with something like "I was going to spend my hobby time on (thing I actually want that they declined) but my second choice will be installing a large HAM radio tower that you can't argue against due to the FCCs emergency broadcasting regulations." FYI S 42.7k Reply Share ...
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    Font - nymalous That guy's got a good head on his shoulders. He also consulted the right lawyer. Great story. 1.2k Reply Share
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    Font - (44) beccaboben. HOAS are a deal breaker for me, if I buy a house, I want to be able to make my own choices about my own property, 519 Reply Share
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    Font - securitysix Either this guy has " you" money, or he's just had enough of being trampled on, and he's by God gonna have his way on one thing. 210 Reply Share
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    Font - [deleted] Good malicious compliance, but I mostly upvoted for "moat of sunflowers"! Good job doing your lawyer thing! 163 Reply Share
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    Font - & KelemvorSparkyfox. Excellent! This is lawyering (and clienting) done right! 151 Reply Share

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