The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (October 20, 2023)

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    Photograph - When the DM has to run both the BBEG and NPC helping the party during battle
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    Forehead - Players can't ruin your campaign If you don't prepare one
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    Font - Lho Brockhoff @LhoBrockhoff DnD where everything is the same but all touch based healing spells have to be carried out as forehead kisses
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    Glasses - When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: enera Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    Cartoon - WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE imgflip.com/ wo MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
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    Font - No one: Artificer at level 20: 3:58/12:57 Let's Build a Time Machine With Pickles and Sadness 0
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    Outerwear - A random NPC What are you people doing in my apartment? imgflip.com The party looking for a free place to stay because the innkeeper wouldn't haggle [chainsaw revs]
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    Font - The DM: Are you sure you wanna pick up the goblet? The Rogue: Duh. It's probably worth a fortune, of course I pick it u- The DM: Make a Wisdom saving throw. The Rogue: Oh f I'm f'ed I'm fed I'm fed I'm f ked I'm f ked.
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    Cartoon - DO DE Is this the next dungeon? 00 Dungeon? No, we're just a small village plagued by- YEAH THIS IS IT
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    Facial expression - "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS CAMPAIGN" NEVER TAKES NOTES KILLS NPCS RATHER THAN INTERROGATING THEM imgflip.com ON PHONE IF NOT TAKING A TURN IN COMBAT
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    Outerwear - Me trying to explain what my job as a DM is: Tim
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    Font - Oregon Rolled A 20 @OregonRolledA20 Player 1: I grew up in a orphanage Player 2: The local warlord killed my father Player 3: My mothers sold my soul so I have warlock powers DM: okay player 4 what makes you unique? Player 4: I grew up in a loving home and think adventuring is really neat 11:50 AM- Oct 22 2020: Twitter Web App
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    Font - The Adventuring Party's first BBEG Was on their phone the entire time Schedule conflict an almost prenatal dragon RUN DMC Fantasy equivalent of pop rocks and bottle caps ****** Couldn't roll higher than a 5 all fight Knocked unconscious 3 times rolled the Nat 20 that saved the party
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    Font - player: so marriage gives me +2 AC right? DM: that's right, why do you ask? player: i present to you my new character, paladin with a dream to build the biggest harem ever DM: Listen here, you little shit
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    Human - Will you please listen? I'm not a plot hook! HE IS A PLOT HOOK!
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    Line - When the Rogue is done searching for Traps and the Barbarian was heavily bored SHINING! ## SCAN COMPLETE! FINALLY! LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GOD DAMN YETI! 10
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    Forehead - fb.com/dudmemes A = r² C = 2лr sin COS tan VSNET- WENN 30° 45° 60° √2 √3 2x 30° x√3 IN 60% |sinxdx==©0sx + C dx tgx+C, COS X figxdx=-Incosx- dx sinx Intg+C arcg V=² 3 tan (8) 10 in h Brad V = r²h a+bx+c 0 mo r 2+2+² 4ac When you're fighting multiple enemies and trying to figure out what all of their ACs and HP are based on your team's rolls.
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    Smile - n the party rogue my villain npc
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    Forehead - when 3 of your 5 d6s are ones dnd player Am I a joke to you? SABC 1
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    Product - D yourplayersaidwhat Paladin: Excuse me, priest, could I please speak to a HIGH priest or priestess? Wizard OOC: Did you basically just ask to speak to the manager? #shit my players say #dnd #rpg #submission 3,435 notes
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    Forehead - Literally me as a DM 340 DAY WALLAG Sometimes i'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.a I just hope I find it along the way. HO
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    Product - When the Rogue tells my Paladin I can't grapple a crocodile C 4011 Bahamut are possible, so jot that down. Well, first of all, through all things
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    Cartoon - CN NOBODY IS BORN COOL CN Paladins that don't block the party from causing mischief, but rather guide it towards corrupt institutions and deserving groups CN EXCEPT OF COURSE... $ CN
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    Font - castle mac steven @CastleMacSteven Me: *buying dice at the game store.* Clerk: Sure you only want the one set? Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"* Me: what? Clerk: what? 11:28 AM 5/28/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,415 Retweets 5,777 Likes
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    Human - When the spellcaster has to waste a spell slot: E hate exerting energy.
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    Facial expression - (C strategizing to fight monsters strategizing to fight each other
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    Vertebrate - G Rogue You wouldn't hit a lady, would you? Paladin The hammer of justice is unisex.
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    Font - Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable No matter how carefully you construct a villain's tragic backstory, your D&D party's going to come at them exactly like this. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DRACULA, YOU BIG FING NERD. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY?
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    Cartoon - The Rogue when the Champion/Paladin tries to tell them what to do @dmg_run I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.
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    Outerwear - Think of new D&D character Never play them Roll stats for D&D character Never play them
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    Joint - Hard to swallow pills The difference between cleries and warlocks is the same as the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry Daddy! Eve been naughty~!" 543

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